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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/16/2017 2:52:12 AM
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"F*cking *sshole...."
He mumbled, not even looking for the origin of the voice.
"Who wants to come on stage?!"
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"I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE LEGS TO WALK UP THERE WITH BUDDY!"
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"Would you stop screaming at me? Thanks. What do you want anyway?" He rolled his eyes.
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Next thing you know, people started moving out of the way, and you even heard one person say "Ew...". What came rolling out of the crowd was a jar of peanut butter with a plastic white lid. It had cartoon eyes, a mouth with yellow teeth, a nose, and a handlebar mustache. For some reason... it was wearing a bright red thong too. "I want to be human again! Can you do it or not!?"
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Bedlam ran a hand through his hair and sighed again. "What the f*ck is my life? Yeah! Sure, peanut butter guy thing."
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"Well... get to it then."
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With a small gesture the peanut butter jar turned back into a human, if it was ever a human, but their skin was now the same color as peanut butter. "There."
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/16/2017 3:32:02 AMIt was always peanut butter colored... The jar was now a man with normal brown eyes, teeth as white as humanly possible, same handlebar mustache, black sunglasses, and he was also still wearing the bright red thong... and that's all he was wearing. "OH MY GOSH! YOU DID IT!" He jumped on the stage and hugged the man... still hugging... yep... not stopping any time soon.
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Bedlam vanished and reappeared on a nearby rooftop. "Nope! Just be happy and leave!"
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And with that being said, the man left. [spoiler]end[/spoiler]
