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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/13/2017 9:19:33 PM
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"STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS! I've got what you need! What you desire! I can make all your dreams come true! You 'aint never seen a man like me!"
On a stage, in the middle of a Dojo courtyard, stood an average sized young man with strangly charming looks that could make any woman swoon and any man jealous. His brown hair was perfectly combed and styled as he continued.
"Come all! See my amazing ability to make the impossible possible!"
He wore a jet black vest over a dark red dress shirt that was tucked into black dress pants. His clothes looked like they were worth a fortune and made his appearance that much more attractive. The kid smiled charmingly, causing several girls in the audience to blush.
"Who wishes to be first?"
[spoiler]Open. This is Bedlam. He's somethin'.[/spoiler]
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"HEY! DOWN HERE!" Bedlam heard the scream pretty clear, almost like it was from a man in the crowd. But he couldn't see anyone yelling. "WHAT ARE YOU PAL!? BLIND!?"
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"F*cking *sshole...." He mumbled, not even looking for the origin of the voice. "Who wants to come on stage?!"
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"I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE LEGS TO WALK UP THERE WITH BUDDY!"
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"Would you stop screaming at me? Thanks. What do you want anyway?" He rolled his eyes.
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Next thing you know, people started moving out of the way, and you even heard one person say "Ew...". What came rolling out of the crowd was a jar of peanut butter with a plastic white lid. It had cartoon eyes, a mouth with yellow teeth, a nose, and a handlebar mustache. For some reason... it was wearing a bright red thong too. "I want to be human again! Can you do it or not!?"
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Bedlam ran a hand through his hair and sighed again. "What the f*ck is my life? Yeah! Sure, peanut butter guy thing."
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"Well... get to it then."
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With a small gesture the peanut butter jar turned back into a human, if it was ever a human, but their skin was now the same color as peanut butter. "There."
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/16/2017 3:32:02 AMIt was always peanut butter colored... The jar was now a man with normal brown eyes, teeth as white as humanly possible, same handlebar mustache, black sunglasses, and he was also still wearing the bright red thong... and that's all he was wearing. "OH MY GOSH! YOU DID IT!" He jumped on the stage and hugged the man... still hugging... yep... not stopping any time soon.
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Bedlam vanished and reappeared on a nearby rooftop. "Nope! Just be happy and leave!"
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And with that being said, the man left. [spoiler]end[/spoiler]
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[b]One woman in the crowd didn't blush; but she did speak out to him. It was a familiar face as well. Cornelia Mara approached and spoke up in her memorable Italian accent.[/b] "Bedlam, right? Last time we spoke, you stormed off in a tantrum, so what could you have that I [i]so desperately[/i] need?"
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Bedlam's expression froze at the sight of her, slight panic in his face. "Uhh....Well, what do you desire? Why don't you come on up?!" He gestured for her to stand beside him.
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[b]She walked up to his side, smirking at him. [/b] "I want something to drink. Start it off easy for you..."
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"Real easy..." A glass of red wine formed in one of his hands which he offered to her. "Here you go, love."
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[b]She took the glass and took a sip from it.[/b] "Very nice. Thank you. And a little something of food to go with it?"
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"Umm...sure?" A bowl of lobster bisque formed in his hands. "Anything else?"
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"No, that's all." [b]She smiled and took the food and wine to a nearby table, then took a bite. [/b] "It is tasty though, thank you."
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"You're welcome?...You know I was offering way more than just food and a drink, right?" He walked up to the table.
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[b]She continued eating and looked up at him.[/b] "Like what...?"
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"Just....I'll just go help another person or something. Enjoy the food." He got back on his stage.
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[i][b]Throughout all the men and women standing there, there was one man who seemed to stand out. He had a black helmet under his arm, the same colour as the leather jacket on his body. His hair as well was pitch black, his eyes an almost indigo colour and his skin tanned.[/b][/i] [b][i]Maybe his eye was drawn to the man because he was clearly new, not having been seen around before by anyone. Maybe it was his rugged good looks, or maybe there was something else that drew his eye to this man.[/i][/b]
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The man on stage noticed him and pointed right at him. "You! Come up here, will ya?! Do you wish to have your wildest dream come true?" He gestured for the man to get on stage.
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[b][i]Leon looked around a moment, leaning in a spear with its tip in the ground, before pointing to himself as if asking for confirmation.[/i][/b]
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"Yes, you! Get up here, will ya?!" He chuckled and kept up a charming smile.
