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originally posted in:The New Dojo
7/11/2017 3:00:47 PM
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[b]Vel just happened to be on the other side of the planet... for reasons... when the attack occurred. He could feel the destructive power of the blast, and so, with a tear into the void, he arrived at the lip of the crater. [/b]
[i]"Oh-ho, what've we here? "[/i]
[b]He inspected the blast, looking skywards to where it must have come from.[/b]
[i]"Where did you come from?..."[/i]
[b]A snap and a wrist flick opened a tiny gap into the void, a 3 dimensional hole in space. He peered through for a moment, before with another click of his fingers, a new rift was created, this time, aboard the massive space station. The Void lacked a traditional concept of space, so with a though and some energy, the two holes became one. So naturally he yelled through it.[/b]
[i]"Excuse me, are y'all the reason there's a new crater on Tatakai?"[/i]
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"Yes, we are. Close that rift or I will step through it and kill you." "My Lord, I-" "Silence, Grand Moff." "Yes, my Lord." "Now, whoever is the other side of that rift. I have a message for the leaders of the Dojo. Tell them this and only this." He turned to the portal. "They will surrender every ship, weapon and piece of armor they possess to the Empire or they will die. Do you understand me?"
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[i]"I mean, I do, but I have no clue who's in charge, so I'll just go yell at everyone. If I can find them. Anyways, nice chat, I'm going to go find the nearest food. Bye."[/i] [b]The rift slammed shut as Vel slam-dunked it into the ground, and jumped through another rift in his quest for food.[/b] [spoiler]This was extremely weird and funny.[/spoiler]
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Yes, it was.
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Also, did I say this was open?
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Snitch it's open if I say it's open, now hush.
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Bitch it's my post, fuсk off.
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Nu. ;-;
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Yes. Besides, I can kill him in three turns. Wanna see? Alarms sound, squads of Stormtroopers arrive. If he survives, he makes his way through the station. Then he will be stopped by the High Council. They are Korsis on steroids times 5, and there are 8 of them. If he survives, then he goes up against the Emperor, who is a council member times 10 on drugs, steroids, and Monster Energy drinks.
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Dude. He's not on the ship. He's yelling into a hole in spacetime That exits on the ship. He's still on Tatakai.
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Step through then. No balls.
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He's asking a question not on a suicide mission.
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*laughs like Emperor Palpatine* Where on the station did it appear?
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Anywhere where someone will hear it.
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The observation room, then. Fuсk you, too.
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No need to be rude.
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Can I get a link to this mang's bio!
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/228906317/0/0/1
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GG, EZ.
