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originally posted in:The New Dojo
6/26/2017 7:54:02 PM
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*He sighed, dismissing the pun*
Well, if little Jimmy came down here you'd have to find a new one because he'll get shredded on the spot. I made this igloo thing because out there is pretty much death, and with this, it can move around, so it's like a huge ass turtle shell.
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"Lived here 20,000 years. The best you can do is a turtle shell. Huh."
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Well, you're a Hunter, and the best you have is INVISIBILITY? You have a strong smell to you. And even if you were a titan, a Demon can still get past a Ward of Dawn
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"Not my fault the moon dude gave me shitty powers." Scorch replied, obviously referencing the Traveller
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Cyan: The moon dude? You mean Neil Armstrong? I don't think he has power over that. You gave YOURSELF shitty powers
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"I didn't give em to myself, sweetheart. It was this thing." As if on cue, a diamond like device formed in the air, floating behind The Hunter "My Ghost." [i]"I used the Traveller's light to resurrect him and give him his powers." [/i]
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Cyan: I'm not an idiot, of course I knew about ghosts and all that stuff, I've had a Titan named Styx-12 staying at my base for a week or two now. Mortar: And I didn't need a little robot to gain my powers. Cyan: Yeah but you had a crazy war hungry dad! Mortar: ...He was your dad too Cyan. Oh, speaking of him, he's the reason I made this portal to here
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"I'm missing the point. You gathering people to fight or somethin?" Scorch asked
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Mortar: More or less assassinate my father. Cyan: Seriously? You're doing that NOW? Mortar: It's never been the right time. Plus I need some stuff. To get Hovark back. Cyan: I thought you had everything you needed! Mortar: Well I didn't factor in his family that was down there too
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"Hm. Certainly sounds like a riveting idea. I'm sure that's going to go well and all."
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Mortar: Well, you're used to fighting the Darkness. Can you help us out down here?
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"Can you pay? Work your voodoo bring somebody back for me? Or just a ton of gold would work, I'm sure you have a treasury or somethin."
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I'll give you a shiny new gun, I've heard your kind work for that
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"Better be a damn good one, where do we start?" Scorch turned to face Mortar
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*Well, first of all we need to stockpile some food, because A) we're gonna be a while, and B) I'm starving! It's not normal, even for me, to see my ribcage so prominently.
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"So let's use the portal to bring food back.
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Mortar: Right. Cyan, can you get some food from the Bar of Blades meat locker? We need it frozen so it can last longer. And bring a vacuum sealed cooler. I'd do all of this but I promised I wouldn't be back at the Dojo until I got what I came here for. *She nodded, heading for the portal*
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"I'll help out." Scorch said, walking towards the portal as well
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*The same thing happened as previously mentioned, and he returned to the training room. Cyan already left to the Bar to get some food, such as burgers and salads not thawed yet in cold storage*
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Scorch followed after her, figuring she might need help transporting it all
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*Noticing he followed her, she decided to talk a little to remove any sense of awkwardness* So, how did you get to the Dojo?
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"Cast through a Vex portal. Found myself at the village."
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Alright. And, what, per say, are the Vex?
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"Crazy enemy from my universe."
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Okay, that really narrows it down
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"Hey, I don't see a reason to talk about something that doesn't exist. It's like asking you how your Sex life with your boy toy is. It's not there."
