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originally posted in:The New Dojo
6/11/2017 4:40:26 PM
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Donald Trump flew into battle atop a giant bald eagle painted to look like the American Flag as the National Anthem blasted in the background, accompanied by red white and blue fireworks. He wield dual M16A1's, blasting the lennies to death. "LYIN' CROOKED HILLARY!"
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Steven watched and laughed, hard. "Awesome!"
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Trump discarded the M16's, pulling out dual M60's as a replacement. "AAAHHHHHHHHH!" He unleashed a bullet storm upon the lennies.
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The lennies were defeated. Steven fell on his back, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face.
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He dismounted his eagle who shot into the air, letting out a single, deafeningly patriotic "CAW!" Trump tossed away the M60's walking back to Trump Tower.
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Steven waved goodbye. He was oddly enough dressed as uncle Sam.
