[b]An incredibly loud fart echoed through the library, turning all heads to its source. A lone man, dressed in a suit lounges in a lazy boy with a leg slung over the arm rest. One hand holds a large book while the other holds and entire dinner plate of shrimp fried rice, which he eats with his face. He stops eating and looks around at the see of faces confronting his fart[/b] [i]What the hell are you looking at?[/i]