originally posted in:The New Dojo
"I just wanna go home and sleep Bruh. We've been doing this for like a week. At this point I'm cool with death."
He thought for a moment.
"Nah, no I'm not. I know if I say that the writer will try to kill me."
As he was talking he got hit by the beam and was flung back 10 feet. And he screamed in surprise. But no pain. Since his Pants finally activated right before he got hit.
"I WISH THIS WERE EARLY AMERICA! YA WANNA KNOW WHY?! SO I COULD TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE A WITCH! AND I COULD WATCH YOU BURN AT THE STAKE! I BET YOU'RE A VEGAN AREN'T YOU!? EVERYBODY HATES VEGANS!"
[spoiler]If you're a vegan, and you're reading this. I just want to let you know something.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]It was a joke. Don't get triggered.[/spoiler]
He then stood up and opened a portal beside him, reached in, and pulled out the Yuk.87(machine gun mode). He then closed the portal, aimed at Cain, and just opened fire.
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Cain didn't have enough time to react to avoid getting shot. As he brought his blade up to defend the spray of bullets cut through his torso, specifically his lower stomach, and he let out a hell of anger as he raised his blade to block incoming shots. Tubbs saw the blood pour from his body as the walking shield moved closer towards him, his blade deflecting the bullets back at their sender.
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The Yuk.87 turned into a crossbow and Tubbs aimed for the knees. He then shot twice at each knee.
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The bolts deflected off of the knee protection the man had on his legs, but he stumbled still and fell forward slightly for his blade to be out of the way.
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Tubbs aimed for the shoulder and shot.
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As he did, the bolt flew through the air and embedded itself in the Warriors shoulder. He reeled back but brought his blade up to cover his body as blood spurted from his shoulder. His flames seemed to be dwindling more and more with each step he took towards Tubbs.
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"I don't want to do this." He shot at both shoulders once.
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His blade covered his shoulders and they pinged off to the side. Then, he twirled his blade as he jolted into a sprint and leapt at Tubbs. His blade arced over his shoulder as the remainder of his flames seemed to gather within his sword. His face winced in pain as blood came off his body from him leaping towards Tubbs. [spoiler]Certain hit granted.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 6/2/2017 12:35:34 AMHe activated super speed and looked at Cain. Who was in the air, falling in slow motion. He then looked at the ground. Then Cain. Then the ground. Then Cain. Then the ground. Then Cain. "Huehuehue" He made a snow ball and threw it with super strength right at Cain's face. But then a giant hand appeared in front of it and smacked it back at the ground. "Oh no." The hand then smacked Tubbs in the face, pointed at him, and then disappeared. It was the narrator himself. Inflatablepants. It seemed like he didn't want that ending. So Tubbs had to think of something else to do. "I got it!" As Cain was falling, Tubbs got his trident and put it up, so Cain landed on that. Being impaled right in the stomach. Then Tubbs threw him off the trident.
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Cain fell like a rag doll to the ground as he brought his blade down with him. He lay on the ground, breathing heavily. His flames diminished and the massive flame wall came down and dissipated. Cain lay still in the snow. Frosty breath coming from his mouth as it seeped red around him.... [spoiler]End of chapter 23[/spoiler]