I would like a clown using my body as a sock puppet while rapping my life to the fresh prince of bel air theme song with naked breakdancers draped in the Australian flag. Then the stage they're on catches fire and sinks down into a hole, we then burry everyone on the stage with me.
On another note I want all my money going to a third cousin or something so they think it's a scam and refuse it.
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I want to be launched into the air on a giant fire work that explodes into my name while also incinerating my coffin and I into tiny bits of dust, all to the song "fly me to the moon".