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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/29/2017 11:22:26 PM
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The gunner drew his side arm and shot himself.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds-
[b]KABOOOOOOM![/b]
The gunner and his weapons were reduced to slag, along with his armour.
Only one of the men remained. "SHIT- KYLE!" He shouted. He pulled out a grenade, and pulled the pin.
He charged into the ork horde and clicked the trigger, taking whichever orks he got near and himself. All of the ammo and weapons crowded around the cannon exploded, as soon his heart stopped.
However, large supply of Heavy Weapons sat just outside of the blast radius, and a few large crates of ammo.
English
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[i]After the smoke cleared, Ripgar roared.[/i] [b]"AGH, YOU USELESS GITS! I TOLD YA T' LEAVE 'EM ALIVE, BUT INSTEAD YA LET 'EM EXPLODE."[/b] [i]A frightened Mekboy came up to the lumbering giant of an Ork, as Ripgar looked down with a snarl upon his face. He yelled to the Mekboy, his voice sounding across the mountain.[/i] [b]"GARBLE! HOW MANY DID 'E LOSE?!" [/b] "E-Eleven, boss! D-Da Painboyz be helpin' tha hurt!" [b]"BAH! GIT THA HEAVY 'EAPONS, SEE IF THA' BLOWS UP!"[/b] [i]Garble himself went to check out the heavy weaponry that was left behind, seeing what kind of dakka was left that didn't explode.[/i]
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Assault Cannons, Auto Cannons and even a single [REDACTED] Railgun. All of the guns had piles of ammo around them, waiting to be used.
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"Ohoho - BOSS!!" [i]Soon, the Orks found themselves all over the weapons, but not before the Mekboyz started to dissemble and then put them back together, to look for tracking devices.[/i]
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They found none.
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[i]Oh. Okay.[/i] "YAAAH! WE HAS MORE DAKKA!!" [b]"Hmm. But we'll need more dakka, t' fite these gits more! Then we'll steal their dakka, 'n plunder tha Dojo!!"[/b] [i]Cheering erupting from the mountain, with the Big Mek's voice roaring above all.[/i] [b]"LES' ROLL, BOYZ! 'E GOTZ SUM 'UMIES TO CHASE!"[/b] ((End?))
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