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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/22/2017 8:39:34 PM
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"Oh god, who is it this time?"
Cravis glared at the gates as he went to open them. If they weren't protected by the mystical force of plot armour, he thought, he would invite the devil himself to tear them down. He sighed and opened the gate.
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[b]The man raises his head, his blue eyes looking at the one who opened the gate.[/b] "Hello."
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The man sighed. he knew what happened next. "Toilets on the first left."
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[b]He smiled[/b] "So you make jokes now eh? Hmm. Interesting."
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"That wasn't a joke."
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Edited by Wheatley: 4/23/2017 3:41:04 PM"Oh? It wasn't? Pity, it made me chuckle."
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Edited by ookshmook: 4/23/2017 3:45:26 PMCravis stopped dead. "I know that chuckle." He looked the man in the eye. "I have had it up to HERE with evil chuckles today. And don't even [i]think[/i] of raising up a zombie horde, either." Cravis stopped his miniature rant. He sighed. "Well, welcome to the dojo, I suppose."
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[b]He laughed, his eyes glowing orange and then fading back to blue. The storms became even more volatile, threatening the peace of the planet. They held like that, as if waiting to be commanded.[/b] "Why thank you for you hospitality."
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Edited by ookshmook: 4/23/2017 4:03:07 PM"You're welcome and those are some real original eyes you have there."
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"What do you mean?" [b]He looked at the man, puzzled.[/b]
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Edited by ookshmook: 4/23/2017 4:05:44 PM"Well it's not like virtually everyone else with glowing eyes has them either orange or blue or both."
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"Sarcasm. Hmm."
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"Yes. Sarcasm."
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"You know, your very good at channeling your own insecurities into jokes and sarcasm."
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Edited by ookshmook: 4/23/2017 4:13:10 PM"If you had my my job you'd have the same."
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"Well I wouldn't have your job, now would I?" [spoiler]What is his "job?"[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]pretty much doing all the jobs his boss can't[/spoiler] "Well that's aside the point."
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[b]He made a small hand motion, and sighed.[/b] "Well your job must be relatively harsh, seeing you have to have to do all the dirty work."
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"You just read my mind, didn't you?"
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[b]He smiled at the notion...[/b] "I tend to do that a lot, just saves me some time ya know?"
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"I suppose it's better than only ever speaking in people's ear." [spoiler]that's what his boss does, for reasons and In ways I shall withold.[/spoiler]
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[b]He smiled a faint smile[/b] "I suppose your familiar with mind reading. Best to not press it really."
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"To be honest, it does make life slightly easier."
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[b]The storms grew volatile to the point of danger, and the mans eyes changed orange then back to blue once again...[/b] "Yes, it seems to. Anyway, perhaps we should head inside? The storms seem to be getting worse."
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"Yeah. It's almost as if you're controlling them with your eye of unoriginality.
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[b]He chuckled[/b] "Very funny. It nice to appreciate comedy when it rears it head."
