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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Stratos:
4/24/2017 3:39:12 AM
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[b][u]The Burp: A Quest[/u][/b]
[b]A strange burps emanates from a boarded up wall[/b]
[i]Buurrrrpp[/i]
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Garin pokes the wall with his nose.
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Booger from [i]Revenge of the Nerds[/i] walked up and faced towards the wall. He downed a bottle of suds and prepared his lungs for the challenge ahead. He spread his mouth open, a wide smile forming. And then, The most toned and long burp entered the world of Tatakai. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHPPPP!" He finished, a small aftershock following. He lit a joint and continued on his way. [spoiler]non canon[/spoiler]
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Edited by Stratos: 4/27/2017 11:52:22 PM[b]A deep booming voice echoes from the ground[/b] [i]You are like a baby. Watch this[/i] [b]Stratos unleashes a fart so massive the planet explodes. The end[/b] [spoiler]canon[/spoiler]
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Shrek sharted out a second Tatakai.
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[i]Sweet Jesus the prophet has returned[/i]
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Sanic the Hordgeheg flew in, spray shitting civillians into tatakai.
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Royal, being Royal, burped at the wall in return
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Edited by Stratos: 4/27/2017 11:51:40 PM[i]I'VE DONE IT!![/i] [b]Suddenly an arm punches through the ceiling above royal, and withdraws, leaving an alarming large hole in the stone building. A mans face fills the hole.[/b] [i]HEY, YOU WANT A COMBAT LIVER?[/i] [b]A rumble crawls through the building and the boarded up wall gives way, flooding the room with hundreds of blackened human livers and empty liquor bottles covered in hazard signs.[/b] [i]Actually you can have them all.[/i] [b]The man crawls away from the hole and a few muffled thuds and curses later he tumbles out of the liver filled wall[/b] [b][u]QUEST COMPLETE:[/u][/b] [u][b]REWARD:[/b][/u] Belly button lint. The girl took all the good stuff and I'm too lazy to write something different
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"What the legitimate fúck just happened...." Royal said to himself, walking away
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[spoiler]Not sure how to respond[/spoiler]
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[i]arvira was walking past when she heard the wall burp. the little girl just walks up to the wall very curious to what was behind there. [/i] "hello...?''she says
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Edited by Stratos: 4/24/2017 10:29:01 PM[i]I'VE DONE IT!![/i] [b]Suddenly an arm punches through the ceiling above the girl, and with draws, leaving an alarming large hole in the stone building. A mans face fills the hole.[/b] [i]HEY KID, YOU WANT A COMBAT LIVER?[/i] [b]A rumble crawls through the building and the boarded up wall gives way, flooding the room with hundreds of blackened human livers and empty liquor bottles covered in hazard signs.[/b] [i]Actually you can have them all.[/i] [b]The man crawls away from the hole and a few muffled thuds and curses later he tumbles out of the liver filled wall[/b] [b][u]QUEST COMPLETE:[/u][/b] [u][b]REWARD:[/b][/u] 2137 Upgraded human livers, equipped for shock combat and hazardous materials removal 2137 opened bottles of digital ninjas famous "death in a bottle" 13 unopened bottles of digital ninjas famous "death in a bottle"
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"ew... what am supposed do with all this? [i]she wondering what the hell just happened as she looks at all the strange stuff especially the livers.she was a little grossed out by the sheer amount of them.[/i]
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[b]The livers awaken, sprouting an assortment of helicopter blades, tank treads, and weapons impossibly large for their size. They turn towards the gril and sing out in unison[/b] [i]MASTER[/i]
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[i]she is at a loss for words when she sees this. she unsure of what to with them.[/i] "uh...''she says
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[spoiler]end of quest that character now owns an army of livers[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh okay then that's neat[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]shameless bump[/spoiler]
