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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/21/2017 8:13:02 PM
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he got a punch on the arm
"Yo, what the hell is a Clint Eastwood lookin mother-blam!-er like you doing in this basic white bitch establishment?"
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[i]"Gettin' ass, now what do you want?" JT had jokingly responded, looking over at the person who spoke. [/i]
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It was an Omnic, wearing a leather jacket, red T-shirt, blue jeans, and combat boots. "Me? There's a lotta -blam!-ing shit I want."
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[i]"And what do you want from me?" JT asked, a grin on his face as he looked over to the robot. He himself was a good portion machine, so he was glad to see one that actually wore clothes. [/i]
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"I dunno. I got a short attention span." He said, shrugging
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[i]"Yeah my cousin's g- Squirrel!" JT mockingly said as he pointed off into the distance. He drank from his whiskey and looked around the Omnic's face, not seeing any eyes. Assuming he looked like the Mondatta/Zenyatta type of Omnic. [/i]
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He was correct. Save for the fact that his eyes glowed a dim cobalt and his head seemed extra armored. "Yeah -blam!- you, I bet your girlfriend's doing real well." he said with a laugh
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[i]"Much better than the tin can you bang, or did that go haywire?"[/i]
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"you tell me, how does your cousin feel?"
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[i]"Wrong stereotype. That's Alabama, I'm from basically Texas. So to answer your question, my revolver feels real nice when she's greased up." [/i]
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"How's that any better? For all you know that revolver's related to me"
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[i]"Dude I'm 80% metal, we could be cousins."[/i]
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He laughed "Unless you're an omnic, I don't see how that's possible"
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[i]"Cyborg, actually."[/i]
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"Then that's that." He said, shrugging
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[i]"Mhm. Technically I'm half of your people." [/i]
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"Yeah." He laughed again "So uh, what's your name?"
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[i]"John. Most just call me JT though. Yours?"[/i]
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"My designation is LRACU, or you can call me Tyler."
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[i]"LRACU?"[/i]
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"Long Range Active Combat Unit." He said, shrugging "I was built at the end of the Omnic crisis."
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[i]"Christ, first the nazï crusader and now an actual Omnic. Where the hell are y'all coming from?!"[/i]
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"-blam!- if I know, one second I'm chillin in this -blam!-ing African city, the next I'm here." He shrugged "Also, lemme see that crusader, I can probably make them shit their pants"
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[i]"I haven't seen her in a while dude. -blam!-ing Bismarck."[/i]
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He laughed "Still."
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[i]"If I find her again, I'll tell you."[/i]
