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4/21/2017 4:05:17 PM
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The thing to your right is now surgically attached to you
How fu[i]c[/i]ked are you? I got fish tank.
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3 RepliesA ceiling fan... [spoiler]Instructions were not clear...[/spoiler]
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Desk. I can work anywhere, but I'd still rather not.
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Uhhhhhh. A bus. Well free rides I guess.
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Wooden table
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I got traffic cone, looks like I'm a conehead now
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A VHS copy of A Muppet Christmas Carol. What the actual -blam!-?
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Pencil. If it was wooden, I. Could sharpen it off.
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Phone
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My blanket. Looks like I'm never gonna get cold.
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An office chair. [spoiler]guess I always have a place to sit then[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesPillow... [spoiler]at least i can sleep anywhere.[/spoiler]
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A two-seat table...without wheels Kill me
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My cat. Could be inconvenient
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My hand.
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my bed im okay with this
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silver tape.
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The arm rest of my chair.
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Wtf seriously...its an 8 foot mall plant...god dammit!!!
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In good still I got a pillow.
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A table? Shit
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4 RepliesThe air I guess
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1 ReplyAir as I lay in bed in my left side
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The thing closest to my direct right is a shotgun. pros- in a zombie apocalypse nobody will be stealing my gun while I sleep. I will have better control over the gun. it's pump action so it won't ever jam. I'm now a badass. cons- I will never fly on an airplane again. I may not be able to load it depending on how it is attached. I'm gonna be carrying this chunk of metal and polymer for the rest of my life. It's pump action so it's gonna look like I'm jerking off when i load it. if a cop pulls me over I'm gonna get shot. overall not too bad.
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There's two things. 1: 3D printed SIVA pyramid I have on my desk. 2: My monitor. I will become one with the machine. consume~enhance~replicate
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A roll of baking paper
