I love Christianity. Thanks for the free shit and holidays. God bless, merry Christmas happy Hanukkah.
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Gotta give props to the Romans. Without them, I would have to go to class tomorrow.
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Why does the White House put up a Menorah for Hanukkah but no tree for Christmas when the US is supposed to be a Christian country, or at least a country of many faiths?
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Jesus didn't want religion. Only faith. If Jesus saw the churches, rules, and diversions caused by him he'd probably say, "stop it. That's not what I wanted. Just have faith in me and be a good person."
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4 day weekend because some dude dies? -blam!- yes!
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Hallelujah! Amen!
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Right? I've never understood the hate. Always seemed irrational. Sure, there might be some authoritarian dicks running around calling out random people. But, honestly, not that many. There's a lot more running food pantries and the like.
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God doesn't exist.
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Jesus = Easter bunny I love Jesus!
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Happy spring fertility zombie Jesus day
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[spoiler]psssst Hanukkah isn't Christian[/spoiler]
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Agree
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Christianity is great. I get to sleep in tomorrow because of Christianity.
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Edited by bossdonut: 4/14/2017 1:04:25 AMBecause of easter my overtime was ruined this week. Thanks for nothing. Edit: forgot to blame obama.
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Merry Easter, Good Hanukkah, Holly Christmas!
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I want your drugs
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I heard women over in the middle east get free stones.
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Edited by fr88g: 4/13/2017 7:33:32 PMHere's what I always say-at least they aren't Muslim!
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You take drugs due to shitty connections