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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/9/2017 5:31:58 PM
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"I swear to god if I could move my arm I'd slap your bitch ass." Alex threatened. His face furrowed as he aimed his head up so his face wouldn't be so awkwardly close to Roy.
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Royal recoiled backwards, moving away from Deity. "Can't take a joke..." He said, looking out the glass
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The thing was, there was no where to recoil back to. Royals chest was literally pressed up against Alex's. "Oh I can take a joke! It just so happens you're a weird cuck and I've found I'd rather not be in tight spaces with other men! I speak only for myself of course."
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"I'm a weird cuck? Coming from the man who literally finessed his way into a relationship after who knows how long of being mister fúcking bachelor....." Royal shot back, but almost choked towards the end and obviously regretted it
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"Awe thanks buddy. Do most of your insults end up helping your target or...?" Alex said. He took it as a compliment and chuckled. Then, the elevator stopped. And the door opened. Both of its inhabitants fell out as soon as they had space. Alex quickly stood up and looked into the area they were in. "Oh...shit...."
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Royal quickly shot to his feet and looked around the room as well, eyeing everything while playing around with the baseball
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As he looked up, he saw that he was in what looked to be another hanger. This one was smaller... And had a massive hole in the wall. As He observed, he noticed that there were dozens of massive Mech's. they were all painted a desert camo and had large miniguns on their arms. Their legs bent for stabilization and they had rockets on their backs. Suddenly, Alex was talking. "What's going on?! Where you are guys?" He said. As Roy looked to him he saw he had his hand to his ear. He had an ear piece on. Alex's expression changed to confusion and shock before he lowered his hand. "Okay. So, the plan worked. But uh...he has some serious fire power." He put simply as he pointed to the mech's.
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"I can see that, thanks very much Alex." Royal said, glancing around the room with a worried expression stupidly plastered beneath his helmet. His HUD analyzed the mechs, scanning for any weak points that would come in handy during a fight
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The joints in particular looked weak. But- Royals train of thought was broken as he saw Alex climbing atop one of the mechs and opening the hatch to get inside. "What are you waiting for?! Let's move!"
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"They're not automated?!" Royal asked, almost bewildered as he climbed onto a second
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"No! They're all manual!" Alex said as he hopped down the hatch. His voice echoed through the mechs speaker. "BEHOLD! THE GOD OF THE DESERT! MWAHAHAHA!"
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Royal clambered into his own. "Just like a Titan..." He mumbled mostly to himself, though with the Speakers on Alex was also able to hear it
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"Yup basically." Alex said. "Anyways. What kinds of weapons does this thing have? Ah fu[i]c[/i]k it. We'll figure it out on the way there. Let's move!" He yelled as he charged at the wall. He ran straight through it with ease, making another massive hole in the wall.
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"Yeah... Great idea...." Royal said as his mech chased after Alex's
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The mech ran across the light coat of sand on the ground as Roy tagged alex. The mechs could run pretty fast. The speedometer on the mech's hud told Roy he was going at 50km/hr. The cockpit he sat in was confined but armoured. The weakest point was the strong glass in front of him that allowed him to see. He could see explosions in the distance now however. A battle seemed to be taking place.
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"Alex, where the hell are we going?!" Royal asked, either through comms or sheer volume from the mech. Alex was Sure to have heard
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"Where do you think?! Where the explosions are smart one!" He called back as the mech's continued to run. Now, the battle was clearly in view. There was a massive hulking mech in the centre of it. It had chain guns on its arms, as well as missile launchers on its wrists. It had a massive pack of rockets on its back, and it was a dark black in design. It towered over Alex and Roy's mechs by twice the size at least, making it the size of a building. Helicopters flew around it so they could gun it down, but the Titan shot the copters down if they got close. Jeep's with miniguns fired at the bots legs but they could only bend its armour insignificantly. The large mech turned to the two enemies that had arrived, its guns hot from being fired. A man spoke through its comm's with a thick accent. "So! You found my mechs? Hmmm? Pathetic though. You'll die all the same." He said. "Shut up friggin El Chapo!" Alex insulted. "The only reason you got a mech that size is cause you're compensating for something!"
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"I mean.... Look at the size of that mech... Are you secretly a woman maybe? '!" Royal hollered from his own mech, following up on Alex's
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"You don't know these days!" Alex let out. "Are you seriously making fun of the guy with bigger guns?" The cartel leader asked. "No. We're making fun of the guy with the smaller dick! Hey-ohhhhhh!" Alex insulted again as he raised his mechs hand for a high five with Roy.
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" What dick is there to make fun of at all?" Royal finished it off, high-fiving Deity's mechanical hand with his own
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[spoiler]i saw your post I just had school lol[/spoiler] "....I'm just going to kill both of you now." The Titan said as it stood up tall. It's guns revved and spun and it's rockets extended and took aim at the two in front of him. [b][u]BOSS BATTLE: DIABLUS TITANIUS, THE DRUG LORD![/u][/b] [spoiler]https://youtube.com/watch?v=1h3VFZXQ7fQ[/spoiler]
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Edited by Royal Blade: 4/11/2017 9:12:09 AM"Here we go...." Royal commented, as his mech ran off to the right hand side, firing it's machine gun at the cartel boss
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Alex circled the opposite way, firing in a similar fashion. The Infinite Corp forces fired on the mech as well as it Turned royals way and fired both of its massive miniguns at him with a vicious spray.
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[spoiler]Wait? I thought it was just Royal and Deity? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no he's got the army around him too. Read the last replies.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Jazz, Gunzerker, Patricks and the other one all left. And I haven't seen anyone show up besides them? [/spoiler]
