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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/3/2017 11:39:01 PM
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[b]Star: [/b]"I'm kinda curious..."
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Snow: [/b]"We're not actually sisters and damnit Star! He's flirting with you, get your act together and say no. He's being a creep."
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Star:[/b] "Snow, you fake your age and sleep with guys all the time, let me have some fun."
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Star winks at JT.[/i]
[b]Snow:[/b] "Star!"
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[i]"Firstly, I wasn't flirting. Secondly, don't tempt me Star. Thirdly do you two want to see the combat augs or passive ones?"[/i]
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[b]Star:[/b] "I'm tempting you to use some augs on me~" [b] Snow: [/b]"Combat! Please! Before I hit her...."
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[i]"Combat first? Aight." JT looked as if he was thinking for a moment, and finally got an idea. He turned away from the two women, tensed his entire body, and shut every hole he had from ears to nose with ceramic shutters. He opened his eyes and mouth after a minute, skin glowing red on the cheeks as an inferno of flame shot from between his lips, shooting fires for up to fifteen feet out and sending flaming globs of grease out for thirty. [/i]
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[i]They both look in awe, wide eyes and mouths.[/i] [b]Snow:[/b] "That's so awesome!" [b]Star:[/b] "So hot..." [b]Snow:[/b] "I swear to god, Star..."
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[i]Soon enough the fires that once stirred had managed to fade and subside successfully, before JT deactivated the Dragons Breath aug and turned to face the girls. "Thank 'ya."[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Awesome aug, JT! What kind of passives do you have?" [b] Star: [/b]"Yeah, I'm curious. These augs are really impressive."
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[i]"Grappling hook, industrial drill, wallhacks, heads up display, size changer, spring legs, gyro-stabilizer balls of the feet, the list goes on." [/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "That's a long list you got there." [b]Star: [/b]"Wouldn't mind listening to all of it sometime."
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[i]"Well take a pick; Can't exactly show off all at once."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"What can you do with the size changer?" [b]Star:[/b] "I'm a size cha-" [b]Snow:[/b] "Star...no."
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[i]"Well aside from the obvious sexual benefits, I can grow taller, get swole as -blam!-, become a goddamned beanpole, etcetera."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Sounds awesome." [b]Star: [/b]"I don't think the benefits are obvious...maybe you could show m-" [b] Snow: [/b]"One more time, Star....I dare you."
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[i]"In a bit. Any non-sexual applications y'all want me to demonstrate with?"[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "How do the wall hacks work exactly? Like...how?" [b]Star:[/b] "I can wait..."
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[i]"It's simple. I target someone with my eye and a satellite grabs their thermal imaging from orbit, displaying it on my HuD." [/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "So it depends on thermal imaging and a satellite to work?" [i]She shrugs.[/i] "Cool. Augs sound kinda powerful."
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[i]"They are, though holy -blam!- is racism an issue as someone with augs."[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Racism?" [b]Star: [/b]"Are cyborgs considered a race?"
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[i]"I guess so. People will call you tin can and even -blam!-ing try and murder you. We're like historical blacks." [/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Ouch." [b]Star: [/b]"That sounds awful. I'm sorry for how people treat you, JT. You seem to be a really nice guy."
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[i]"Oh it's cool, most places are pretty accepting. Only issue is from age 1 to 24, cybernetics of any form were illegal in my city so we had to hide shit."[/i]
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[b]Star: [/b]"Huh." [b]Snow: [/b]"I feel like having some augs of my own would be pretty awesome."
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[i]"Shit fam, I sell them."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Swee-!" [b]Star:[/b] "Too bad for Snow, she can't do that kind of stuff to her body and keep the hammers...but I could totally use an aug to shoot better." [i]Snow gets a disappointed look.[/i]
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[i]"See, I can always find a way to make the aug into a piece of gear."[/i]
