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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/3/2017 11:04:44 PM
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Star sure could use those hacks."
[b]Star: [/b]"Life hacks? Like what, if you don't mind me asking?"
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[i]"Real life aimbot."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"I f*cking hate aimbot pieces of sh*t when I play..." [b]Star:[/b] "Awesome! How? Tech? Magic?"
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[i]"Tech. Got a -blam!-load more augs. Yeah, I'm mostly 'bot."[/i]
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[b]Star:[/b] "That sounds really cool. Can you show more augs off?...Please?" [i]She flutters her eyes, trying to make the most pitiful begging face she can.[/i] [b] Snow: [/b]"That is cool, gotta say."
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[i]"Alright; Combat, passive, or... Actually just those two, I'm not getting into sub categories, especially with a minor." [/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 4/3/2017 11:34:41 PM[b]Star:[/b] "With a minor?" [i]Star blushes a bit.[/i] [b] Snow: [/b]"What's that supposed to mean? And Star, get your mind out of the gutter!"
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[i]"It means I'd get charged with pedophilia for even describing what I can do with some of the augs. So, since your sister's underage, I can't show 'em off." [/i]
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[b]Star: [/b]"I'm kinda curious..." [b] Snow: [/b]"We're not actually sisters and damnit Star! He's flirting with you, get your act together and say no. He's being a creep." [b] Star:[/b] "Snow, you fake your age and sleep with guys all the time, let me have some fun." [i] Star winks at JT.[/i] [b]Snow:[/b] "Star!"
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[i]"Firstly, I wasn't flirting. Secondly, don't tempt me Star. Thirdly do you two want to see the combat augs or passive ones?"[/i]
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[b]Star:[/b] "I'm tempting you to use some augs on me~" [b] Snow: [/b]"Combat! Please! Before I hit her...."
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[i]"Combat first? Aight." JT looked as if he was thinking for a moment, and finally got an idea. He turned away from the two women, tensed his entire body, and shut every hole he had from ears to nose with ceramic shutters. He opened his eyes and mouth after a minute, skin glowing red on the cheeks as an inferno of flame shot from between his lips, shooting fires for up to fifteen feet out and sending flaming globs of grease out for thirty. [/i]
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[i]They both look in awe, wide eyes and mouths.[/i] [b]Snow:[/b] "That's so awesome!" [b]Star:[/b] "So hot..." [b]Snow:[/b] "I swear to god, Star..."
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[i]Soon enough the fires that once stirred had managed to fade and subside successfully, before JT deactivated the Dragons Breath aug and turned to face the girls. "Thank 'ya."[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Awesome aug, JT! What kind of passives do you have?" [b] Star: [/b]"Yeah, I'm curious. These augs are really impressive."
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[i]"Grappling hook, industrial drill, wallhacks, heads up display, size changer, spring legs, gyro-stabilizer balls of the feet, the list goes on." [/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "That's a long list you got there." [b]Star: [/b]"Wouldn't mind listening to all of it sometime."
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[i]"Well take a pick; Can't exactly show off all at once."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"What can you do with the size changer?" [b]Star:[/b] "I'm a size cha-" [b]Snow:[/b] "Star...no."
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[i]"Well aside from the obvious sexual benefits, I can grow taller, get swole as -blam!-, become a goddamned beanpole, etcetera."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Sounds awesome." [b]Star: [/b]"I don't think the benefits are obvious...maybe you could show m-" [b] Snow: [/b]"One more time, Star....I dare you."
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[i]"In a bit. Any non-sexual applications y'all want me to demonstrate with?"[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "How do the wall hacks work exactly? Like...how?" [b]Star:[/b] "I can wait..."
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[i]"It's simple. I target someone with my eye and a satellite grabs their thermal imaging from orbit, displaying it on my HuD." [/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "So it depends on thermal imaging and a satellite to work?" [i]She shrugs.[/i] "Cool. Augs sound kinda powerful."
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[i]"They are, though holy -blam!- is racism an issue as someone with augs."[/i]
