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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/3/2017 8:58:01 PM
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[b]Snow:[/b] "I hammer things."
[b]Star:[/b] "She hammers things."
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[i]"One-handed or two-handed hammer?"[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Depends." [i]She shrugs.[/i] [b]Star:[/b] "She has a lot of hammers."
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[i]"Huh. We should spar sometime."[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Eh, maybe. Could be fun, I guess." [b]Star:[/b] "You did force me to embarrass myself with the shootout."
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[i]"Embarass? Kid you went up against a veteran with decades of experience, you could've gotten demolished yet you made me seem hopeful for you as a shooter."[/i]
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[b]Star:[/b] "Thanks. I know I have a long way to go." [b]Snow:[/b] "We've only been on the streets for like, more than half of our lives. You'd think you'd be slightly better..." [b]Star:[/b] "Sorry for not having magical strength enhancing hammers."
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[i]"How old are y'all?"[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "17." [b]Star:[/b] "18."
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[i]"There's probably a pedo joke there but I'll leave it. Anyways, Snow, you should grab yourself a training rifle. Costs like 800 for a basic bïtch gun, M4A1 is a good starter." [/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Basic b*tch gun?" [i]She raises a brow.[/i]
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[i]"Yeah, a weapon that everyone has at some point. The Starbucks of firearms."[/i]
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[b]Snow:[/b] "Why would I need that? I've got hammers and Star has a near limitless arsenal." [i]Star nervously laughs and rubs the back of her neck. [/i] [b]Star:[/b] "Yeah, we've got a lot of guns...even if I can't use most of them."
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[i]"Fair. Star; Learn, practice..." JT trailed off as he raised one hand into the air. With a single pull of the trigger to Sixe, a trio of birds fell from the sky, a bullet hole in each's neck. "...Excel." [/i]
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[i]Star stares in amazement while Snow just chuckles and grins.[/i] [b]Star:[/b] "Woah...." [b] Snow:[/b] "That's kinda cool."
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[i]"Yeah, you'd be surprised the kind of life hacks I got for shootin'."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"Star sure could use those hacks." [b]Star: [/b]"Life hacks? Like what, if you don't mind me asking?"
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[i]"Real life aimbot."[/i]
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[b]Snow: [/b]"I f*cking hate aimbot pieces of sh*t when I play..." [b]Star:[/b] "Awesome! How? Tech? Magic?"
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[i]"Tech. Got a -blam!-load more augs. Yeah, I'm mostly 'bot."[/i]
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[b]Star:[/b] "That sounds really cool. Can you show more augs off?...Please?" [i]She flutters her eyes, trying to make the most pitiful begging face she can.[/i] [b] Snow: [/b]"That is cool, gotta say."
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[i]"Alright; Combat, passive, or... Actually just those two, I'm not getting into sub categories, especially with a minor." [/i]
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Edited by Stitch: 4/3/2017 11:34:41 PM[b]Star:[/b] "With a minor?" [i]Star blushes a bit.[/i] [b] Snow: [/b]"What's that supposed to mean? And Star, get your mind out of the gutter!"
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[i]"It means I'd get charged with pedophilia for even describing what I can do with some of the augs. So, since your sister's underage, I can't show 'em off." [/i]
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[b]Star: [/b]"I'm kinda curious..." [b] Snow: [/b]"We're not actually sisters and damnit Star! He's flirting with you, get your act together and say no. He's being a creep." [b] Star:[/b] "Snow, you fake your age and sleep with guys all the time, let me have some fun." [i] Star winks at JT.[/i] [b]Snow:[/b] "Star!"
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[i]"Firstly, I wasn't flirting. Secondly, don't tempt me Star. Thirdly do you two want to see the combat augs or passive ones?"[/i]
