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originally posted in:The New Dojo
4/1/2017 3:49:02 PM
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"How's it...going? It's been a while."
Falk was caught off guard by the casual response. He expected a greeting of some sorts. Like a "oh Hai Falk!" Well, maybe not all like that. But then again, this was JT. So he probably should not have embellished what the reunion would've been like.
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[i]"Have we met?"[/i]
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"....uh. Ya. Like, two years ago. Do you really not recognize me? It's pants. Ya know? The salesman?"
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[i]"Oh! What's good man?"[/i]
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"Oh! You know! This and that!" Falk replied in relief. "Anyways! I uh, need some work done." Falk tapped his left leg with his cane.
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[i]"The hell'd you do Pants?"[/i]
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"Well. Another apocalyptic event happened. So I uh...had to kind of do some suicide mission stuff... Long story short I dropped a building on myself."
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[i]"...Pants I'd call you a f*cking dumbass but I just absorbed a twenty five foot tall metal being, so I'll just ask this: Any specifics on the leg?"[/i]
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"Well. I've done some research so I'm thinking we can cut my left leg off from the lower lower thigh and get some nanites to replace blood, add some robotics for the inner leg with carbon fibre for the outer, and thin bungee chords as the muscles and tendons. Also it'd be great if you made it look as much like my other leg as possible!" Falk finished.
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[i]"That would imply shock gel and three sixteenths rubber, cool?"[/i]
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"Yup. Let's get it done doc."
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[i]"Meet me in room three, leave your clothes in the corner. I'll grab my anaesthetics expert."[/i]
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"Got it." Falk said. He stripped down then went into the room JT had pointed him too.
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[i]JT came in about ten minutes later, holding a mask and wearing a white lab coat. "Ready?"[/i]
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"Ready as I'll ever be." Falk confirmed. "Let's do it."
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[i]JT put the mask on Falk's face and he found himself drifting off. [/i]
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Soon, Falk found himself completely unconscious all together.
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[i]When he awoke, Falk had his new leg. [/i]
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[spoiler]dem one Linders doh[/spoiler] Falk squinted his eyes as he rubbed them when he sat up. He looked at his leg, then looked around for the doctor who did the operation.
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[spoiler]Fam I'm far too lazy to try and write anything decent on my shitty phone. [/spoiler] [i]JT had been standing in one of the corners of the room, cleaning what looked to be a handheld bonesaw with just a white rag. Well, it was white when he started. [/i]
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[spoiler]hue hue hue[/spoiler] Falk coughed awkwardly to get JT's attention. But soon after he began to look at his new leg.
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[i]"You're good to go Pants."[/i]
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"Cool. Cool. I'll write you the bill on my way out. Thanks for the help." [spoiler]imma just end it there then lol[/spoiler]
