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originally posted in:The New Dojo
3/21/2017 11:52:31 PM
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[spoiler]Mate JT's been to more threads than the average new RPer has seen. [/spoiler]
[i]"So - What's the job?"[/i]
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[spoiler]It isn't just you JT...it's everyone, technically.[/spoiler] "See how many versions of you I've been able to track...and if you're as good as what my informants usually tell me." She explains.
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[i]"Mate drop the cryptic shit and just give me a debriefing."[/i]
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"Charming, you are. So...those jellyfish you just shot? They're part of a hanar territorial group called the Blastos...based on the movies under the same name...featuring a hanar protagonist who does the same. Anyways, they seemed to be radical believers who follow a false Blasto, another hanar by the name of Cal'shin. He's prepping to send the entire terrorist group here to kill everyone, so...I want you to kill him. With me. And Shila." The asari replied.
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[i]"What's the pay? You know my pay trinity?"[/i]
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"How does a million credits and a favor from me in return sound?" She asks somewhat seductively.
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[i]"Good by me. Where's the target at?"[/i]
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"He's coming in a few days time. He's tried to send scouts to weaken our little group we have here; they didn't work of course, but we still took casualties..." she had replied, motioning them to the view of the sprawling city, floating Kodiaks and cars in the distance.
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[i]"Do we have any clue of [b]exactly[/b] how big his forces are? What kind of firepower they pack?"[/i]
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Literally what you just saw there multiplied by a couple hundred. Then add the fact that he has a giant meh SPECIFICALLY for him, and..." The asari didn't even need to finish there.
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[i]"That's all? No spacecraft?"[/i]
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"There's gonna be a few gunships...with mini guns...beyond that, nothing else, really." She responds.
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[i]"Okay. Do you guys have any rocket launchers or do I get to use my grappling hook, grenade launcher and some creativity?" [/i]
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"That's up to you, cowboy. Rocket launchers are in the back." The Asari told them, showing them some M-77 Rocket Launchers loaded up in the back of the docking bay.
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[i]JT took one of the rocket launchers, pointing it away from himself and at the roof with a smirk. "Am I the only one with 'Rocket Man' by Elton John in their head now?"[/i]
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"I believe so, my master." Shila replied, before the 'Shadow Broker' interjected with, "I'd say it'd remind me of [i]"Space Oddity"[/i] by David Bowie... because it's what the enemy will think when you blast them into the dark void of space."
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[i]"Heh, yeah. What's their ETA?"[/i]
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"About 2 days. Got you here earlier so you could prepare for when they come. Have about everything stashed away here...mini-nuclear devices, electric weapons, even an old Mako vehicle... any questions?" She asks, turning around to face the two.
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[i]"...What's the catch? No job is this easy or fun without a catch."[/i]
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"...does it count that the hanar also have a giant mech?" The asari had said, a smug grin forming on her face.
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[i]"Nah, I took one out like last month."[/i]
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"Huh. So a jellyfish that's somewhat religious...in a giant mechanical trying to take down the city DOSEN'T surprise you? Interesting." She says, rubbing her chin.
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[i]"I've shot, augmented and probably slept with worse." [/i]
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"Really? Because last time I checked, there were Krogan who secretly f***** breeds of horses, a couple of asari who had fetishes of [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c4/Spacemonkey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080727175830]pyjaks[/url]...and that's just the beginning of some of the stuff I've had the displeasure of watching." The asari had replied, wincing as she started listing what she had seen as the Shadow Broker.
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[i]"Long story short: Shadow woman. Tendril fetish." [/i]
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"Heh. Once, my father accidentally walked into an asari who LOVED to eat varren. Had a pet barren with me. My father kicked her a** with her biotics...like I'm gonna do soon enough." She responds, chuckling.
