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originally posted in:The New Dojo
3/19/2017 2:15:42 AM
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[b][u]Help Me, I'm Handcuffed to Blake!!![/u][/b]
[i]Downtown Dojo, 9:55[/i]
Blake was skipping along the sidewalk, Chase forced to run to keep up and not look ridiculous.
Blake made a sharp turn and ran across a street.
"BLAKE YOU ARE THE LEAST CIVILIZED PERSON I KNOW!" Chase yelled.
"You're stuck with me, Chase. So shut up, Mr. Mantz," he replied.
"Get me out of this hell," Chase begged.
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
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Blake makes a left, and Chase tripped and fell.
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"Look one of them fell down"says akiko "I can see that..."says arvira [i]the two catch up them eventually and arvira is following akiko her short legs making a little hard to keep with her.[/i] "Hey why are you stuck together?" Says akiko
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[b]"BWAHAHA! STUPID 'OOMIES GOT STUCK TOGETHA!"[/b] [i]Oh dear, that couldn't have been good..[/i] [i]And it certainly wasn't, as a nine foot tall...giant...began to sprint after the chained men, bellowing at the top of its lungs as it charged towards both of them. The hulking monster was clad in a suit of armor that was so beaten and misshapen, yet expertly designed and cared for, the creature's only visible skin being a dark green shade. Within his hands, he held a massive double-bladed chain axe, the blades churning and moving as he roared.[/i] [b]"SHOULDA HELP THA POOR 'OOMIES - OR CUT 'EM UP INTO BITS?!"[/b]
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"Blake, run," Chase begged. The Titan nodded. He sped off.
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[b]"CUTTING 'EM UP IT IS!!"[/b] [i]The giant Ork began sprinting after the two 'oomies, bashing pedestrians and cars out of his way while he clutched his axe tightly. [/i] [b]"STAND STILL!!"[/b]
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Chase was being dragged, chipping away bits of his armor. "You have to run too if we are to run faster!" Blake yelled. "You act like I have strength left."
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[b]"YA BETTER HAVE SUM' STRENGTH LEFT,"[/b] [i]The massive axe suddenly landed next to the two men - Ripgar was considerably close...[/i] [b]"-OR I'LL MAKE SURE THA' YA NEVER RUN AGAIN, BWAHAHA!"[/b]
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"Puma, be on standby," Chase ordered.
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[i]The axe swerved over their heads, before Ripgar deactivated it and rested the weapon upon his shoulder. He reached out, attempting to grab one of the humans.[/i]
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The two Titans sped off. They ran into a small alley they could barely fit into.
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Edited by Orn: 3/19/2017 3:56:49 AM[b]"HAHAHA!"[/b] [i]Ripgar didn't give a damn about alleys - he slammed right through it, as bricks and the structures around him began to fall upon the three.[/i]
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Edited by Splashback77: 3/19/2017 1:56:28 PMHe saw the brick about to kill him, "F**K!"
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((Bricks can't break chains -.-)) [i]Bricks pounded and shattered against Ripgar's heavily plated armor, uselessly bouncing off of his shielding as once again, he raised his axe and slammed down upon the two.[/i]
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Both Titans were dead.
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[b]"HAHAHA!"[/b] [i]Ripgar cackled, as he deactivated his bloodstained axe and tore off what remained of the Titan's heads, their bodies mangled and ripped apart by the shredding saw of his axe.[/i] [b]"These'll impress meh boss..."[/b] [i]He muttered, studying the helms before walking away.[/i]
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Their Ghosts revived them, and they were back, and their heads faded from the Ork's hands. Thank the Traveler they were no longer handcuffed together.
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[i]Their helmets certainly didn't. I'm keeping that.[/i] [b]"Oi...where'd tha skullz go?[/b] [b]Magic gits...this sum' weird stuff right 'ere!"[/b]
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"Give me back my helmet!" Blake yelled.
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[b]"...Ya helm?"[/b] [i]Ripgar turned to look down upon them, before-[/i] [i]CRACK![/i] [i]He crushed both within his heavily armored hands, shaking his head.[/i] [b]"Stoopid Guardian...ya think ya so strong - bwahaha! Orks tha' strongest of all! Orks will alwas' be tha strongest of all!"[/b]
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Blake summoned the hammers, and send them at the Ork. Deadly and Flaming.
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[i]A shield suddenly ignited around the giant, as Ripgar merely laughed as the hammers of light slammed uselessly against the shielding. Each of them dissipated upon touch, as the Ork began to approach.[/i] [b]"STUPID 'OOMIES! YA THINK YA HAMMAH GUNNA SAV' YA FROM DEATH?! NO! I'LL KILL YA, OVAH AND OVAH AND OVAH![/b] [b]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"[/b]
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A Warlock showed up, her eyes turning silver. Beams of light shoot out of her eyes and froze everything around her. No shield, Ward, or enchantment could protect the Ork as he was stuck being still.
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[i]This a Guardian Warlock?[/i] [i]And reported for godmodding, hue hue.[/i] [i]The Ork, unfortunately for this godmodding cuck, wasn't effected by the freezing as his shield remained up, still protecting him from damage. It would take more than that.[/i]
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[spoiler]FRICK!!!![/spoiler]
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((I DON'T REMEMBER WARLOCKS BEING MEDUSA HUE HUE))
