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originally posted in:The New Dojo
3/19/2017 2:15:42 AM
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[b][u]Help Me, I'm Handcuffed to Blake!!![/u][/b]
[i]Downtown Dojo, 9:55[/i]
Blake was skipping along the sidewalk, Chase forced to run to keep up and not look ridiculous.
Blake made a sharp turn and ran across a street.
"BLAKE YOU ARE THE LEAST CIVILIZED PERSON I KNOW!" Chase yelled.
"You're stuck with me, Chase. So shut up, Mr. Mantz," he replied.
"Get me out of this hell," Chase begged.
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[spoiler]Christ I don't know whether to sit back and watch or add fuel to the fire with a reply. Mind if I did? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just sit back fammm[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wasn't asking you. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]suurree you weren't fammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]why so quiet brrraaaahhh?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]...Dude it's half past eleven where I am, I'm pretty silent and calm 'round now. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Aiiiigght imma check and see if my sis is still on the xbox, you still on? If she ain't I'll hop on [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I ain't atm, can get on tomorrow tho. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]aight[/spoiler]
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Fionn walks by, laughing.
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"It's not funny!" Chase yelled.
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"It's hilarious."
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"It's fun!" Blake yelled.
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Fionn laughs at the two.
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"Get me out of this Nightmare!" Chase yelled.
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Fionn laughs harder, almost falling over.
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Chase furiously tries to free himself from the handcuffs.
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"Why don' ya just use yer light an' break the cuffs?" Fionn asks.
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"You think I haven't tried!"
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"Then why aren't they broken?
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"That's because I made them out of something that can't melt, can conduct electricity, can't be cut without a lot of strength, and takes an entire week to saw!" Blake said.
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"You could cut the arm off." Fionn offers.
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"Cut my arm off-- Are you crazy?!" Chase yelled.
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"Or his." Fionn points out.
