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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Splashback77:
2/26/2017 3:42:22 AM
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[b]Poking fun[/b]
JJ, Blake, Chase, Mia, and Sarah are all siting in a circle.
"So... why are we doing this?" Mia asked.
"Because I'm bored," Blake replies.
"What are we even doing?" Chase asked.
Blake pulls out an empty coke bottle.
[spoiler]Closed[/spoiler]
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The unnervingly hungry grin returned
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"Don't suck my blood," Mia said.
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"Yes, because I turn everyone I meet into a mummy." The tone is so sarcastic a quarter twenty yards away starts smoking.
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"Sarah," Mia said. The Warlock erupted into Radiance, "Burn, Vampy, burn."
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The vampire looks at her with a bored expression. "Sunlight hasn't been able to hurt me since the Middle Ages."
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"I know, but my Fusion grenades will."
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"Do you want me to tap you like an aged barrel of mead?"
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"No."
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"Then I suggest you back down. I haven't eaten anyone yet, and I believe I have a kiss to take."
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Mia just closed her eyes and waited for something to happen.
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She feels a hand take her behind the head as Vechi lays a very deep and solid kiss directly on her lips.
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"Only if I could kiss Sarah like that one more time," JJ muttered. "Spin the bottle, maybe you'll get lucky," Blake said. JJ sighed, "Fine." He spun the bottle, and to his delight, it landed on Sarah. She turned away from the circle.
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A mist tendril slowly turned her around
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"I'm not kissing my ex," She said.
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"Does anyone have a chicken?"
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"Sarah, you can't throw a chicken, you already used your slap. You have to kiss him," Blake said.
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One moment." The wind wraps around both of them, smacks their lips together like coconuts, and tosses them back. "Problem solved."
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She throws up immediately after. "Hate him that much, do ya?" Chase said. He spun the bottle and it landed on Mia. Reluctantly, Mia kissed him.
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Vechi raises an eyebrow and spins the bottle
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It landed on Blake. "Round two," he said.
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"Round two?"
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Blake kissed the Vampire.
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He didn't pull away, but fangs do cut into his lips.
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Edited by Splashback77: 2/26/2017 2:49:16 AMBlake pulled back and started to panic, "Gaaah! I don’t wanna become a vampire!"
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"Oh please. I'd need to sleep with you while draining your blood to do that, and I generally don't swing that way."
