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originally posted in:The New Dojo
originally posted in: THE DOJO
Edited by Thot Slayer Emps: 2/19/2017 8:12:58 PM
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[b]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!![/b] [i]During the invasion, as the dread, Althreaths and others countless armies were assblasting the Dojo, an unexpected visitor decided to come an play. The giant mass of ships were hurtling through space, towards the Planet called Tatakai. This was a Space Hulk, a giant mass of ship graveyards. This Space Hulk had a rather charming band of aliens.[/i] "BOSS! LOOKATIT! IT'Z A PLANET!" [i]A lone gretchin said, barely seeing the planet of which the Dojo resided. The Titanic Ork Warboss known as Warboss Nobledakka looked at Tatakai through a ships window.[/i] "[b]HAH! I EXPECTS US A GOOD FITE DOWN DERE! DERE'S DEFINITELY SUM HUMIES! DA SHIPS ARE DERE WITH DA TEK![/b]" [i]He bellowed out, as the Space Hulk was reaching terminal velocity towards the planet. Heading straight for the Ko Rudo Mountains. Nobledakka walked through the ships, to one of his Mekboyz.[/i] "[b]I wants mah Kustom gun. NOW![/b]" [i]Nobledakka barked, of which he received his Kustom Supa-Dupa-Double-Shooty-Big-Dakka-Shoota. It was a massive gun, fitted with an insane amount of Big Shootas, A Dakkagun and Supa-Shoota. It just looked like a disproportionate minigun held together by spit, tape, glue and love. The Space hulk then crashed into a mountaintop, completely destroying it and causing multiple avalanches to the nearby mountains, creating even more havoc. The rather giant Klan of Goff's and Speedfreekz, led by Warboss Nobledakka charged out, letting out their famous war cry.[/i] "[b]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!![/b]" [i]The Goffs rode out in Battlewagons, Battlefortresses and a few Gorka and Morkanauts. While the Speedfreekz rode on Dakkabikes and the such. They were mostly going towards any civilization. Nobledakka was in his personal Battlefortress, he felt where the Dakka was....The Dojo. So the Battlefortress rode towards the dojo, preparing it's assault. Eventually while the chaos happened the GIANT FUСKING TANK FILLED WITH DAKKA AND WAAAAGH! drove right through dojoville, destroying just about any building in it's way.[/i] [spoiler]WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, I'm not using the Battle fortress so you can play fair.[/spoiler]
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