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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Thot Slayer Emps:
2/19/2017 8:12:58 PM
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[b]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!![/b]
[i]During the invasion, as the dread, Althreaths and others countless armies were assblasting the Dojo, an unexpected visitor decided to come an play.
The giant mass of ships were hurtling through space, towards the Planet called Tatakai. This was a Space Hulk, a giant mass of ship graveyards. This Space Hulk had a rather charming band of aliens.[/i]
"BOSS! LOOKATIT! IT'Z A PLANET!"
[i]A lone gretchin said, barely seeing the planet of which the Dojo resided.
The Titanic Ork Warboss known as Warboss Nobledakka looked at Tatakai through a ships window.[/i]
"[b]HAH! I EXPECTS US A GOOD FITE DOWN DERE! DERE'S DEFINITELY SUM HUMIES! DA SHIPS ARE DERE WITH DA TEK![/b]"
[i]He bellowed out, as the Space Hulk was reaching terminal velocity towards the planet. Heading straight for the Ko Rudo Mountains. Nobledakka walked through the ships, to one of his Mekboyz.[/i]
"[b]I wants mah Kustom gun. NOW![/b]"
[i]Nobledakka barked, of which he received his Kustom Supa-Dupa-Double-Shooty-Big-Dakka-Shoota. It was a massive gun, fitted with an insane amount of Big Shootas, A Dakkagun and Supa-Shoota. It just looked like a disproportionate minigun held together by spit, tape, glue and love.
The Space hulk then crashed into a mountaintop, completely destroying it and causing multiple avalanches to the nearby mountains, creating even more havoc. The rather giant Klan of Goff's and Speedfreekz, led by Warboss Nobledakka charged out, letting out their famous war cry.[/i]
"[b]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!![/b]"
[i]The Goffs rode out in Battlewagons, Battlefortresses and a few Gorka and Morkanauts. While the Speedfreekz rode on Dakkabikes and the such. They were mostly going towards any civilization.
Nobledakka was in his personal Battlefortress, he felt where the Dakka was....The Dojo. So the Battlefortress rode towards the dojo, preparing it's assault.
Eventually while the chaos happened the GIANT FUСKING TANK FILLED WITH DAKKA AND WAAAAGH! drove right through dojoville, destroying just about any building in it's way.[/i]
[spoiler]WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!![/spoiler]
[spoiler]Also, I'm not using the Battle fortress so you can play fair.[/spoiler]
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Noble dakka? ... Oh my god. *disappointed*
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Edited by Nox: 2/19/2017 8:52:48 PM[spoiler]*bullshittery intensifies*[/spoiler] [i]Ah, but of course, the Green Tide wasn't the only thing to join the fray. A mere few minutes went by, before a gigantic fleet of Imperial ships left the Warp, right above Takatai. The Imperium of Man had joined the game, and they were planning on winning. Their endless conquest had brought them here, and they wouldn't lose. A few noteworthy ships were easily spotted— several Battle Barges, each from a different Chapter of mighty Space Marines and entire armies worth of Imperial Guard. A couple of these Barges, just to name a bunch, were the [b]Eternal Crusader[/b] from the [b]Black Templars[/b], the [b]Emperor Incarnatus[/b] from the [b]Ultramarines[/b], and even the [b]Pride of Fenris[/b] from the [b]Space Wolves[/b]. Again, just to name a few. A gigantic swarm of drop pods soon departed from the fleet, aimed for both Dojoville, and the mountains themselves. Simultaneously, Terminators were teleported in for Deep Strike. AKA a whole lot of buttfuсkery.[/i]
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[i]One of the Ork Boyz yelled out.[/i] "IT'S DA SPACE MAHREENS!" [i]He told the Warboss, who let out a laugh. Space Marines meant people to fight, and people to fight means Ork fun![/i] "GOOD! FINALLY A CHALLENGE!" [i]The Warboss said, preparing his Supa-Dupa-Dakkagun. Of which the rest of the battlefortress crew did with their own weapons.[/i] "LET'S KILL DA HUMIES!" "[b]WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!![/b]" [i]The Battlefortress let loose hell from the tank, Killkannons, Big Shootas and even a Zzap Kannon.[/i]
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[i]TEMPORAL ANOMALY DETECTED ERROR ERROR ERROR INITIATING ALIGHIERI PROTOCOL .... ....[/i] A massive ball of fire opened up in the sky, not too different from the Space Hulk that crashed into the mountains not too long ago. Unlike the Hulk breaching the atmosphere, however, there was one very distinct feature about the infernal object descending upon the Ork's mobile fortress. It was enwreathed in hungering cobalt flames. The flaming object slammed into the mobile fortress' front, crashing into it at terminal velocity and punching through its armour, defence weapons and all, stopping the colossal vehicle in its tracks as the rest of the Ork forces advanced.
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"[b]OHOHOHO! DA HUMIES ARE CLEVER! BUT NOBLEDAKKA IS CLEVERER![/b]" [i]The Warboss said, looking at all the dead Orks, grots and a few snotlings. This infuriated the Warboss to no end, He was clad in stereotypical Mega Armor, a hilariously oversized Power Klaw in one hand and his Supa-Dupa-Dakkagun in the other. Speaking of which, he was already firing a hellstorm of the dakka at the flaming object, not sure what it was besides it needing to die.[/i]
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The hailstorm of bullets and other dakka paraphernalia ripped through the smoke of the flaming object, revealing a terrifying sight. A humanoid creature clad in pieces of some kind of burnt exosuit armour, with colossal rotted and decayed burning wings spread out behind it. Two gargantuan arms were spread out from its lower spine below its regular arms, which was holding a cobalt-blazing Oriental sabre and a 40mm revolving cylinder grenade launcher. Its head was covered in a helmet of sorts, with a single blue optical light gazing back at the Ork with pure hatred like a morbid cyclops. Blood began to pool around it as the dakka continued to fire, and the creature took a knee seemingly after sustaining that much damage. The blood around the demonic angel began to boil...
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Jared Grant slowly walked towards the tank, yawning "Great, -blam!-ing shrek's here. Welp, boys, it's been a good run." He unholstered klink, and activated VISR on his ODST armor
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"[b]OY! WHO CALLED WARBOSS NOBLEDAKKA DIS...SHUREK!?[/b]" [i]Nobledakka yelled out, ripping a hole in the side of the tank with his oversized power klaw. He was a gargantuan Warboss, standing over 4 meters tall and 3 meters wide. Nobledakka was clad in his Mega Armor with the Goff's Klan flag on the end of it, an oversized Power Klaw that seemed big even for him and his own Dakkagun. A minigun like weapon with varieties of barrels on it, it looked like it was barely holding on together.[/i]
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"I did" He said, before firing the entire magazine into the Warboss's gun, the adamntium slugs and exposive fragmentation casings ripping into it quickly and efficiently
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This Knight: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/222466490/0/0/1 [b][i]A Knight approached the warboss. It aimed its Rapid Fire Battle Cannon and blasted three shells at It's noggin. The Knight's chainsword revved up, and they got into position.[/i][/b]
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[i]The Warboss bellowed out in pain, using his power klaw to rip and tear out of the battle fortress. His armor plus the tanks plating protected him from instant death. The Warboss was in it's own variant of Mega armor, a unique Gatling gun type weapon that sure as well fired a ton of dakka which proceed to spin up and spark wildly. In the other arm was an oversized power klaw. The Dakkagun let loose a fury of bullets from it's different types of barrels, mostly just the usual 75. Caliber round with explody bitz[/i]
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[b][i]The Knight's shield caught most of them. The Knight unleashed everything it had upon the Warboss: Heavy Stubber, Melta Gun, Rocket Salvo, Auto Cannon, Battle Cannon. Round after round, the Knight fired. Empty shell casings rained upon the ground as gunfire lit up the darkness.[/i][/b]
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[i]The Battlefortress retaliated, firing off its own 'salvos' along with whatever Big Shootas and even it's Zzap kannon back. Nobledakka however took the brunt of it, his armor completely fuсked and by proxy, himself. But wuz da tuffest Ork. So he kept firing the weapon.[/i]
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[b][i]The Knight's battle cannon lit up Nobbledakka along with the autocannon and Melta gun, whilst the Heavy stubber and rocket salvo engaged the Battlefortress thing.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]we all know how this is gonna end kek[/spoiler]
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Of course.
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 2/19/2017 8:10:51 PM[spoiler]bah, i'll let someone else deal with this headache.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Thot Slayer Emps: 2/19/2017 8:12:27 PM[spoiler]Well, the people wanted carnage and death.[/spoiler]
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(Best attack oost evah. -10/+10)
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[spoiler]hoi[/spoiler]
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Harro Indy. Here to save the world i hope?
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No I'm here to watch it burn
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You've come at just the right time
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well fuk u It's Orks.
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I guess everyone is screwed. I think.
