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[spoiler]OHHHHH I GET IT NOW[/spoiler] Alright, I'll go down and act like I have more money. While I'm talking, you steal the calf.
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"Okay. Well the only way imma do that is by stealing the truck it's in."
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Ok... what if I summon Tubbs 2 to fight them while you steal the truck?
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"Ya that should work. Are you gunna head down there as a distraction as well or are you coming with me to the truck?"
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I'll go down too. Then act like I'm buying it. And then have Tubbs 2 appear and sneak up on them acting like he's attacking. Which is where you steal the truck. Then I'll catch up with super speed or a portal or something.
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"...alright. Get to it then!"
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[spoiler]I'm so important you'd rather RP with me than play Skyrim <3[/spoiler] [b]Tubbs walks down there[/b] Hello gentleman. I'm here to buy a certain golden calf of yours. I'll double what the other guy is paying. Ya know what? I'll triple it.
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[spoiler]<3[/spoiler] "What the fu[i]c[/i]k?!" Yelled the white tuxed man. "Where the hell did you come from? How the fu[i]c[/i]k do you know I'm buying the calf?!" "I have no problem with it." Said a black suited man who walked out from behind his vehicle. "More money for me." "GOD DAMNIT. ILL QUINTUPLE IT THEN!"
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Ha! I'll... uh... what's the fancy word for times 5?
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"What the hell?" The black suit asked. "You're smart enough to find us...but you don't know words. Right." He turned to white suit. "What kind of shot are you pulling?" "What?! Why would I do anything?! Why would I quintuple the price?!" "No idea. But this one here is too much of a dumb ass to be serious. So...." black suit waved his fingers and his men took aim at the white tux man.
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[b]Tubbs looks at Deity then the truck[/b] [b]Tubbs 2 appears behind the truck, ready to strike(and he's of course hidden so nobody can see him)[/b]
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Suddenly everyone open fired upon eachother, and Tubbs was left in the crossfire. He saw Deity sprint towards the truck and take down the driver as he sprinted beside it
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[b]Tubbs 2 tackles the guy in the black tux and Tubbs just runs and jumps in the car with Deity[/b] GO! GO! GO!
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"OH FU[i]CK[/i] OKAY!" He said as he started the truck. It took off, but Tubbs saw in the side view mirror that the survivors had all gotten in cars and began to drive after them.
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You did get the right car right? Because now everyone is chasing us and I want to have to steal another car.
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"Well considering this is a delivery truck and I didn't see a golden calf on any of the other cars, this better be it! You need to check the back though to make sure it's there!"
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Ok. Work on outrunning those cars chasing us. [spoiler]is it a big semi truck with the giant container on the back or a normal truck where I just climb into the back seat[/spoiler]
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"YA I GOT IT! NOW GET YOUR ASS ON THR BACK OF THIS TRUCK!"
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[b]he opens the door and a portal right beside it, then another in the back of the truck[/b] [b]he jumps through the portals and then closes them[/b] Now let's find that calf... [b]he looks around[/b]
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It didn't take much effort, since Tubbs realized he was sitting on something as soon as he entered the back. It was covered with a sheet...
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Let's go baby! [b]he rips the sheet off[/b]
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Under the sheet is a large Golden Calf, the size of an actual cow. It lays down on its legs and has its head turned to the left. Suddenly gunfire fires through the truck and at Tubbs, as the cars fire on him.
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IT'S HERE!!! [b]Tubbs throws the tarp at the windshield of a car and takes cover behind the calf[/b]
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A small window sized panel opened up to the front of the truck and Deity yelled through. "I need supporting fire now Tubbs! Take me out!"
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What am I supposed to do? Your writer nerfed me! The f[i]u[/i]cking hayseed...