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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/16/2017 2:46:29 PM
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"No shit kiddo!" Alex said as he grabbed his blade from the back seat. The two made their way up a massive ridge of sand before Alex pushed down on Tubbs shoulder to have him take cover. He pointed ahead.
"Look." He said as he pointed forwards. At the bottom of the hill was one large shipment truck. And around it were eight cars. There were twenty men standing around with rifles, and one man standing in a white suit.
"Where is it?!" Called out the tux man.
"In the truck." Replied a solider. "Do you have the payment?"
"Do I have the...YES. I HAVE THE PAYMENT."
Alex turned to Tubbs.
"Alright, since you never seem to follow plans in ANY way correctly, why don't you make up the plan for this one?" He asked him.
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I can shoot in the air again.
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"........"
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No? Fine... what about taking the calf and booking it? I mean... I got super speed.
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"Ya but do you know how much gold weighs? A lot! And I know you're pretty tough, but you ain't that tough."
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Mhmm... it feels like you don't want me taking the easy way out. Which means we only have one choice left... lying. And I'm the perfect guy for that.
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"Lying? About what? They have GUNS!"
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I'm not even sure what's going on right now ok? Cut me some slack. Are we trying to buy the calf from them and we don't have any money?
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"What? No! We're stealing it! These guys are total assholes!"
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So they have it? Let's lie and act like we're buying it. Look, I got this under control. Just let me do the talking.
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"What?! But those guys down there are buying it!!"
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[spoiler]OHHHHH I GET IT NOW[/spoiler] Alright, I'll go down and act like I have more money. While I'm talking, you steal the calf.
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"Okay. Well the only way imma do that is by stealing the truck it's in."
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Ok... what if I summon Tubbs 2 to fight them while you steal the truck?
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"Ya that should work. Are you gunna head down there as a distraction as well or are you coming with me to the truck?"
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I'll go down too. Then act like I'm buying it. And then have Tubbs 2 appear and sneak up on them acting like he's attacking. Which is where you steal the truck. Then I'll catch up with super speed or a portal or something.
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"...alright. Get to it then!"
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[spoiler]I'm so important you'd rather RP with me than play Skyrim <3[/spoiler] [b]Tubbs walks down there[/b] Hello gentleman. I'm here to buy a certain golden calf of yours. I'll double what the other guy is paying. Ya know what? I'll triple it.
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[spoiler]<3[/spoiler] "What the fu[i]c[/i]k?!" Yelled the white tuxed man. "Where the hell did you come from? How the fu[i]c[/i]k do you know I'm buying the calf?!" "I have no problem with it." Said a black suited man who walked out from behind his vehicle. "More money for me." "GOD DAMNIT. ILL QUINTUPLE IT THEN!"
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Ha! I'll... uh... what's the fancy word for times 5?
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"What the hell?" The black suit asked. "You're smart enough to find us...but you don't know words. Right." He turned to white suit. "What kind of shot are you pulling?" "What?! Why would I do anything?! Why would I quintuple the price?!" "No idea. But this one here is too much of a dumb ass to be serious. So...." black suit waved his fingers and his men took aim at the white tux man.
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[b]Tubbs looks at Deity then the truck[/b] [b]Tubbs 2 appears behind the truck, ready to strike(and he's of course hidden so nobody can see him)[/b]
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Suddenly everyone open fired upon eachother, and Tubbs was left in the crossfire. He saw Deity sprint towards the truck and take down the driver as he sprinted beside it
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[b]Tubbs 2 tackles the guy in the black tux and Tubbs just runs and jumps in the car with Deity[/b] GO! GO! GO!
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"OH FU[i]CK[/i] OKAY!" He said as he started the truck. It took off, but Tubbs saw in the side view mirror that the survivors had all gotten in cars and began to drive after them.
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You did get the right car right? Because now everyone is chasing us and I want to have to steal another car.
