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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/14/2017 2:44:31 AM
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Please tell me it's just Chuck Testa...
[b]he reads the note[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/14/2017 2:46:42 AM[i]"Wow! Bravo! That was the WORST distraction I've ever seen, AND you didn't even wait till the calf was being moved! Good job kiddo! Now imma break you the hell out of there before a bunch of angry white collars make sure you go to prison! Take the pills. I won't bother explaining because the fact is, you probably have already taken them. See you soon." -Alex[/i]
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Ugh. If Deity was here I'd beat him so hard Chuck Testa would do his thing to him. [spoiler]Chuck Testa is a taxidermist[/spoiler] But I bet these pills make me seem dead huh? [b]he takes the pills[/b]
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Tubbs immediately conked out. Then, when he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the back seat of the jeep. Deity was driving, fast. "OH THANK GOD YOU'RE AWAKE!" He said. "WE HAVE A BIT OF A SITUATION."
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5 more minutes Mom... [b]he closes his eyes and rolls over[/b]
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"TUBBS I SWEAR TO GOD."
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Ugh what!? [b]he sits up[/b]
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As Tubbs looked around, he saw that they were in the middle of the desert and the Jeep was surrounded by motorcycles. The men on the bikes were firing at the jeep and a bullet soared through the glass just past Tubbs face. "THATS WHAT!"
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[b]thinks...[/b] Superspeed? Nah that'd make it to easy... AHA! Got it. [b]Tubbs clicks a button on his pants and jumps out the window and towards a motorcycle[/b]
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"WHAT?!" Deity yelled after Tubbs as he crashed into the motorcycle. There were a dozen, and the rider was surprised. He immediately lowered his gun and shot at Tubbs leg.
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[spoiler]is he still driving the motorcycle and I'm just hanging on the back or did he crash[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you jumped onto the seat right behind him. That's what I assumed you meant from your reply. So he's in front of you driving and he shot you in the leg.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok thx[/spoiler] AGH! [b]he snaps the man's neck and throws his body to the side, quickly jumping in his seat and taking control[/b] [b]he magically knows how to drive it[/b] HOLD UP! [b]he stops[/b] [b]he puts in earbuds and plays a song with his phone[/b] [b]https://youtu.be/alvVMItfIbw[/b] Alrighty. [b]he starts driving after Deity[/b]
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Deity quickly looked out the window and raised an impressed eyebrow. "Holy shit!" He cried out. "Watch out!" Coming from behind Tubbs were five bikers, and all aimed their weapons and fired at him at the same time.
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[b]pants are activated cuz the button I pushed earlier[/b] [b]he slows down in front of a guy and stands on the bike[/b] Sorry about this. [b]Tubbs jumps and kicks him in the face, knocking him off his bike, then hijacks it and makes it ram into another beside him, causing them both to crash[/b]
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The men collapse and their bikes explode behind them. But Tubbs then feels a piercing pain bullet through his shoulder as he's shot by one of the other Seven bikers. "GRIMM?! YOU OKAY?!" Deity yelled at Tubbs in question.
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Edited by JealousOrc: 2/15/2017 12:20:06 AMNO! I'M NOT! [b]he speeds up by Deity[/b] Got any weapons?
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"Ya! But we won't need them! I have an idea but you gotta speed the hell up in front of me!"
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You better not hit me! [b]Tubbs speeds up in front of Deity[/b]
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"I sure hope I don't..." Deity whispered to himself. "Alright..here we GO!" Deity drifted the car and turned it so that it took up the entire road, this caused all seven remaining bikers to crash into the side and they were sent flying over the jeep at towards Tubbs.
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[b]Tubbs stands and does a backflip off the bike[/b] Nice work... now mind explaining what happened while I was in jail?
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Deity got out of the jeep and dusted himself off as the men landed around them. "Long story. It involved a priest, a gypsie and a man with a really long beard. It doesn't matter. What does matter is that I know where the calf is. It's being sold twenty miles from here to some criminal overlord. He digs old biblical artifacts. So we're gunna hop in there, shoot some bad guys and sell the shit out of a false god. Sounds good?"
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[spoiler]"false God"[/spoiler] [spoiler]InB4Triggeroni[/spoiler] Sounds good. [b]Tubbs gets in the back of the jeep[/b] [spoiler]i'm assuming my gear is in there[/spoiler] [spoiler]oh wait... lol I used my pants and didn't even have my gear back[/spoiler]
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Deity hopped back into the drivers seat and started the jeep. The entire side was dented from the bikes but hell it still drove. After an hour of driving, Deity drove the jeep off the road and through the sands, where he then stopped the car. "Alright. If my co-ordinates are Correct they are just over this ridge."
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Then let's go. [b]Tubbs gets out of the jeep[/b]
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"No shit kiddo!" Alex said as he grabbed his blade from the back seat. The two made their way up a massive ridge of sand before Alex pushed down on Tubbs shoulder to have him take cover. He pointed ahead. "Look." He said as he pointed forwards. At the bottom of the hill was one large shipment truck. And around it were eight cars. There were twenty men standing around with rifles, and one man standing in a white suit. "Where is it?!" Called out the tux man. "In the truck." Replied a solider. "Do you have the payment?" "Do I have the...YES. I HAVE THE PAYMENT." Alex turned to Tubbs. "Alright, since you never seem to follow plans in ANY way correctly, why don't you make up the plan for this one?" He asked him.
