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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/13/2017 10:25:50 PM
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[spoiler]*bows*[/spoiler]
Suddenly, a massive object was rolled out and was covered by a curtain.
"Ah! Our final item of the night!" He host said as the curtain was taken off, revealing a golden Calf.
"The golden calf of Israel! The very same calf that caused Moses to smash the Ten Commandments! Bidding starts at 12.4 million dollars!"
Deity leaned over to Tubbs. "It came out of the room there. See?"
He gestured to the large garage door that was hidden behind a curtain.
"How do we get in there though...."
English
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I'll distract them while you run in?
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"Ya...but we have to wait for them to bring the calf back in. Looks like the bid isn't stopping soon, so find some way to make a distraction right when they're bringing the calf back into the room. Right now!" Deity finished as he moved as close as he could to the door.
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[spoiler]distract now?[/spoiler] [spoiler]aight[/spoiler] HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS A ROBBERY! GET ON THE GROUND AND START WRITING CHECKS! [b]he pulls out the pistol and fires in the air[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/14/2017 12:59:34 AM[spoiler]No! you idiot! Read the god damn instructions! [/spoiler] Suddenly Tubbs felt something crack against his skull, and his vision went blurry before it went black. He opened his eyes, and as he looked around he found himself in a prison cell.
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[spoiler]he said "now!"[/spoiler] Wtf Deity... he screwed me over...
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[spoiler]It takes ten seconds to realize by "right now" he meant "go figure out something right now." Like all you had to do was read the clear instructions he gave you ya dolt.[/spoiler] Suddenly, a pastor walked by the cell. He turned towards Tubbs Cell. "A bible, sir?" He offered Tubbs a bible.
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[spoiler]mhmm[/spoiler] Sure. [b]he takes the Bible[/b] Can you tell me where I am?
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"Ah, I can. You are within Cairo Lockup. You are awaiting trial. Until then, [i]please read the bible.[/i] God might just save you yet." The priest said ominously as he walked away...
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Wait. What's my punishment if I'm guilty?
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The priest was already gone. Leaving Tubbs with the bible.
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I have 2 options... try to break out or read? And we all know I hate reading... [b]he thinks[/b] But it is the Bible and chances are, this is what writer wants me to do. [b]he sits and reads the Bible[/b]
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As soon as Tubbs opens the bible, he notices the pages have a cubicle cut into it. Inside is a note, and a pill bottle.
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Please tell me it's just Chuck Testa... [b]he reads the note[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/14/2017 2:46:42 AM[i]"Wow! Bravo! That was the WORST distraction I've ever seen, AND you didn't even wait till the calf was being moved! Good job kiddo! Now imma break you the hell out of there before a bunch of angry white collars make sure you go to prison! Take the pills. I won't bother explaining because the fact is, you probably have already taken them. See you soon." -Alex[/i]
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Ugh. If Deity was here I'd beat him so hard Chuck Testa would do his thing to him. [spoiler]Chuck Testa is a taxidermist[/spoiler] But I bet these pills make me seem dead huh? [b]he takes the pills[/b]
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Tubbs immediately conked out. Then, when he opened his eyes again, he found himself in the back seat of the jeep. Deity was driving, fast. "OH THANK GOD YOU'RE AWAKE!" He said. "WE HAVE A BIT OF A SITUATION."
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5 more minutes Mom... [b]he closes his eyes and rolls over[/b]
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"TUBBS I SWEAR TO GOD."
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Ugh what!? [b]he sits up[/b]
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As Tubbs looked around, he saw that they were in the middle of the desert and the Jeep was surrounded by motorcycles. The men on the bikes were firing at the jeep and a bullet soared through the glass just past Tubbs face. "THATS WHAT!"
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[b]thinks...[/b] Superspeed? Nah that'd make it to easy... AHA! Got it. [b]Tubbs clicks a button on his pants and jumps out the window and towards a motorcycle[/b]
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"WHAT?!" Deity yelled after Tubbs as he crashed into the motorcycle. There were a dozen, and the rider was surprised. He immediately lowered his gun and shot at Tubbs leg.
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[spoiler]is he still driving the motorcycle and I'm just hanging on the back or did he crash[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you jumped onto the seat right behind him. That's what I assumed you meant from your reply. So he's in front of you driving and he shot you in the leg.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok thx[/spoiler] AGH! [b]he snaps the man's neck and throws his body to the side, quickly jumping in his seat and taking control[/b] [b]he magically knows how to drive it[/b] HOLD UP! [b]he stops[/b] [b]he puts in earbuds and plays a song with his phone[/b] [b]https://youtu.be/alvVMItfIbw[/b] Alrighty. [b]he starts driving after Deity[/b]
