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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/12/2017 4:15:39 PM
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"Gunna have to conceal carry. Got some hard plastic 1911's in there. They'll get us out of any jam unless they decide to jam themselves...."
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Foreshadowing... nice. [b]Tubbs changes with super speed[/b] Do we just leave our gear here?
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"Ya we will." He confirmed. On the horizon Tubbs saw the lights of a massive city in the distance. As they crossed over a ridge of sand, he saw it. Cairo. The buildings were all made of glass and sandstone, and they were lit up like Christmas trees. They drove into the city and down its condensed streets. They stopped, and made sure they were ready. Both men wore white suits with black undershirts, and white skinny ties. Deity continued and they pulled up to a massive museum. "Alright...this is the plan. We have to make sure the Calf is here, so we're gunna go to the auction. Then! Once we know it's there! We figure out where the hell they are putting the stuff! Then we grab the calf and beeline the hell outta here! Sounds like a plan?"
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I'm down.
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"Good. Now let's get In there and be classy." Deity exited the car and the two made their way towards the museum, looking classy AF. Both were getting some looks from the ladies there as they out dressed everyone there....
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[b]Tubbs is shooting finger guns and winking at people as he walks past[/b]
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Peter Parker does the same thing, but all he gets are bad reviews. The two make their way into the museum and make it past security easily. The place is crowded. "Alright, auction is gunna start soon..."
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[spoiler]savage[/spoiler] Good. Now let's find that calf.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/12/2017 8:51:19 PM"Damn right." Deity said as the two made their way into the crowd. Suddenly a hush came over the audience, and a tall bald man walked on stage. "Good evening, ladies and gents. The opening auction will commence. Our first artifact, is a priceless vase." The host said, gesturing to a puke green vase. It had colour splattered across it like a five year old painted it. "This vase was painted by the great pikolo. The starting bid is two million dollars." Immediately men and women began to bid. Deity leaned over to Tubbs. "Seriously, we could just screw the calf and make mediocre vases and say they were made by great disabled artists or some shit...."
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[spoiler]is Alex supposed to be Deity[/spoiler] I'm down.
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[spoiler]ya sorry. But he hasn't introduced himself as such yet.[/spoiler] "I mean seriously how much is this thing gunna sell-" "SOLD FOR 38.2 MILLION DOLLARS!" "What the shit?!"
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Yo do you wanna mug that guy after this? Who knows how much more money he has
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"Yes because he totally has forty million dollars cash on him. What do you want him to do? Write you a cheque?"
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We could take his credit card?
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"Don't they track that shit down asap?"
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Fair point. So a check it is.
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"You know I think-" "AND THE NEXT ITEM! A bottle of scotch! Made and fermented in Scotland itself three hundred years ago!" "Oh actually that's pretty...wait a second. Is that a price tag?"
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What? [b]he looks at the bottle closer[/b]
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There's a price tag that says 29.99 on the rim of the bottle....
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Should we say something or let them waste their money?
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Deity looked at Tubbs with a smirk. "What do you think....?"
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Let them waste. But, how do we know the calf will be legit?
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"Won't know till they steal it..." The sound of the auction hammer hit the podium. "SOLD FOR 18.9 MILLION DOLLARS!"
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Dang. These dude's are richer than Lego.
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"Ya but the difference is that these people did some scummy shit to get whatever cash they have. Lego just had his money magically appear for him..."
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True... [spoiler]SAVAGE[/spoiler]
