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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/12/2017 2:23:23 AM
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Ya know Deity, maybe when we're done you'll have enough money to buy a PS4 and play Uncharted. Why are we out here anyways?
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"Because my dads old journal had some notes on some treasure called "The Golden Calf." Apparently it's the same golden calf that the Israelites worshiped when Moses was on Mount Sinai, Earth. If you believe in that sort of thing."
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Ok... not Uncharted at all. [b]sarcasm is totally sarcastic[/b]
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"Wow your hilarious. ANYWAYS. This thing was found on earth and it was shipped off to Tatakai by some big one percenter. But the calf got lost on its shipment.... Eight thousand years ago."
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Any idea on where it might be?
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"No. But there's a museum opening at a Town called "Cairo." The golden Calf apparently vanished around that area as well. So, if we're lucky, maybe we can find it there."
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Maybe... so like, I guess this golden calf is really expensive and we're going to sell it?
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"Ya basically! I mean it's a solid gold item from the most popular religion, so we can likely sell it to the Catholics for a shit ton of money! Of course, we gotta find it first..."
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Yeah. Anyways, how long until we get there?
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"Soon, probably. Yo get that suitcase from the back seat would you?" He asked, pointing to the seat behind him.
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Sure. [b]Tubbs grabs the suitcase[/b]
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"Alright. We ain't gunna be able to wear what we're wearing right now in the museum opening. So I took the liberty of getting us some kick ass 21 jump street suits!"
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Oh boy. What about our weapons?
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"Gunna have to conceal carry. Got some hard plastic 1911's in there. They'll get us out of any jam unless they decide to jam themselves...."
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Foreshadowing... nice. [b]Tubbs changes with super speed[/b] Do we just leave our gear here?
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"Ya we will." He confirmed. On the horizon Tubbs saw the lights of a massive city in the distance. As they crossed over a ridge of sand, he saw it. Cairo. The buildings were all made of glass and sandstone, and they were lit up like Christmas trees. They drove into the city and down its condensed streets. They stopped, and made sure they were ready. Both men wore white suits with black undershirts, and white skinny ties. Deity continued and they pulled up to a massive museum. "Alright...this is the plan. We have to make sure the Calf is here, so we're gunna go to the auction. Then! Once we know it's there! We figure out where the hell they are putting the stuff! Then we grab the calf and beeline the hell outta here! Sounds like a plan?"
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I'm down.
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"Good. Now let's get In there and be classy." Deity exited the car and the two made their way towards the museum, looking classy AF. Both were getting some looks from the ladies there as they out dressed everyone there....
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[b]Tubbs is shooting finger guns and winking at people as he walks past[/b]
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Peter Parker does the same thing, but all he gets are bad reviews. The two make their way into the museum and make it past security easily. The place is crowded. "Alright, auction is gunna start soon..."
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[spoiler]savage[/spoiler] Good. Now let's find that calf.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 2/12/2017 8:51:19 PM"Damn right." Deity said as the two made their way into the crowd. Suddenly a hush came over the audience, and a tall bald man walked on stage. "Good evening, ladies and gents. The opening auction will commence. Our first artifact, is a priceless vase." The host said, gesturing to a puke green vase. It had colour splattered across it like a five year old painted it. "This vase was painted by the great pikolo. The starting bid is two million dollars." Immediately men and women began to bid. Deity leaned over to Tubbs. "Seriously, we could just screw the calf and make mediocre vases and say they were made by great disabled artists or some shit...."
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[spoiler]is Alex supposed to be Deity[/spoiler] I'm down.
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[spoiler]ya sorry. But he hasn't introduced himself as such yet.[/spoiler] "I mean seriously how much is this thing gunna sell-" "SOLD FOR 38.2 MILLION DOLLARS!" "What the shit?!"
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Yo do you wanna mug that guy after this? Who knows how much more money he has
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"Yes because he totally has forty million dollars cash on him. What do you want him to do? Write you a cheque?"
