THE BIG TURD This is how my sphincter had a battle with the biggest piece of rock hard crap ever. It all started last night, I ate too much of that nacho dip, I knew I should've stopped but I didn't, that cheesy taste was too powerful. Combine that with a lot of krispy cream doughnuts and you have one dense piece of crap. It took me at least 35 minutes for the turd to even poke out of my butthole, it was an agonizing process. I had to learn to stretch my sphincter out so much, it was crazy. Another 15 minutes goes by, the turd only comes out another 5 inches. I can feel the end, it's near, it's nearing, closer, CLOSER! All done! You have slaughtered the crap dragon!