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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Royal Blade:
2/9/2017 5:47:11 AM
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[b][u][u]Conqueror of Lands[/u][/u][/b]
[b]A great Chariot approached the dojo gates, led by two massive Ox befit for gods
Leading the Ox by reins, was a large man over two metres tall with flowing red cape from his shoulders.
His armour was dim bronze that reflected the sunlight, and he spoke in a booming voice [/b]
"I AM ISKANDAR, KING OF CONQUERORS! Surrender yourselves and join the ranks of my heroes!"
[spoiler]Open! [/spoiler]
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*Sneaks up behind the poor bastard, rips off his bottom armor plate, and shoves a 9" dildo up his ass to the hilt, then runs away*
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[b]Toyotomi goes to the top of the gates and look down and gags jokingly and yells out[/b] "God you guys are ugly!!"
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"HOW DARE YOU INSULT, ME, ISKANDAR. THE KING OF CONQUERORS."
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"I can cause your so ugly"
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[b]Iskandar drew a bronze sword, pointing it at the Samurai [/b] "I challenge thee to a battle!"
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[b] Toyotomi burst out laughing [/b] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a good joke
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Edited by Royal Blade: 2/14/2017 10:12:57 PM"Have at me you scoundrel!" [b]The dojo gates creaked open and Kross stepped out, looking at Iskandar [/b] [i]"Calm thyself..." [/i]
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"Don't worry kross i can teach him a lesson....the lesson of death!" [b] Toyotomi aimed his sniper at Iskandar head. After taking the shot Toyotomi launched himself towards Iskandar chest as he prepared a huge slash towards Iskandar chest [/b]
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[b]The bullet went ride as The carriage shot forward into the dojo, and the Samurai ended up on the ground [/b] [i]"This is one battle I cannot allow. Iskandar faces a much larger threat in the King of Heroes, Gilgamaesh." ][/i]
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"OH COME ON!!!" [b]He crosses his arms and sits on the floor indian style as if he was a child[/b] "And who the hell is gilg-whatever and why does he get to kill him and not me!??!"
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"Gilgamaesh, or Gligald as he calls himself is the King of Babylon, and the king of Heroes. He is the final, most ultimate battle one could face..." [b]Kross responded as he took a seat on the ground [/b]
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[b] Toyotomi jumps and sits next to kross [/b] "Sooooo i can't kill him???"
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"[i]Why do you wish to bring death onto Iskandar? "[/i]
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A Titan in his Muravux Armor stands odd to the side. No helmet on, short, dirty blond hair. His eyes glowed an intense Arc Blue. "I wouldn't surrender, nor would I join your cause."
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"... Then you will be destroyed by my sword! " [b]He drew his sword, which he pointed towards the sky [/b] "And I will laugh at your corpse!"
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"No thank you. I have to get home," he tells the berserker, "I have a city to protect."
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[spoiler]THIS IS A RIDER NOT A BERSERKER DAMN IT [/spoiler] "Very well then. Grant me entrance into this realm and I will spare your life."
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"I have no idea how to get in, either," he says.
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"Then what are you doing here warrior?!"
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"You just happened to find me," he replied, "Also, your catchphrase is a yawn. I know you want it to be forceful, but people are just like bored of this whole [i]or die[/i] thing."
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[b]Iskandar, King of Conquerors, looked at the Titan with a look of disgust [/b] "How dare you? This is an insult! And you wil-" [b]The gates to the Dojo creaked open, and out stepped Kross. Clad in his usual black and baggy armour, he looked at the two [/b] [i]"Apologies for the wait." [/i]
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The Titan pointed at the Tyrant he was speaking with, "I don't give a damn what you do to me. Just don’t hurt Sarah--"
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[b]Kross looked over at the Titan [/b] [i]"Sarah? Would that happen to be a Warlock you are referring to?" [/i]
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"She is a Warlock," The Titan replied, "Excuse me, my name is JJ."
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[i]"I Am Kross, a friend of Sarah's. She isn't here, I believe she's with her boyfriend somewhere." [/i]
