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originally posted in:The New Dojo
2/1/2017 12:53:55 AM
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[b]Tubbs threw the trident at Falk and flipped the sofa for cover[/b]
[b]he then proceeded to hide behind the sofa[/b]
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Falk swung at the trident as it flew at him, sending it crashing into his kitchen. He hobbled around the couch, an eyebrow raised. "Why are you hiding behind my couch...?"
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[b]nothing is there, and Falk is greeted with a swift kick to the balls[/b] INVISIBILITY CLOAK BOI!
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"OH GOD WHY?!" Falk cried as he was flung over his couch and crashed into his coffee table.
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[b]Tubbs opens a portal in front of him and another behind Falk, he reaches through, grabs Falk by his collar, and pulls him through the portals[/b] [b]the portals close[/b] [b]Tubbs let's go of Falk[/b] So...
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"Every...time...why would you HYA!" Falk surprised Tubbs as sent his good leg straight into Tubbs balls.
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SON OF A SOFTBALL PITCHER! [b]Tubbs falls on his knees, holding his... you know[/b]
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"HAHA!" Falk cheered as he raised his arms to the roof. He picked up his blade and made his way to the door as soon as he could so his house didn't break anymore than it already had...
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[b]Tubbs runs and jumps through the wall, landing in front of Falk[/b] [b]he jumped headfirst and is now laying flat on his face[/b] I... barely missed... [b]he stands up slowly, and backhands Falk with super strength[/b]
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"Fu[i]c[/i]k!" He yelled as he flew back and spiralled through the air and landed on his feet. He looked up, surprised that he did.... But then the pain set in. "AGHHHHH! MY LEG!!!" He cried out again as he fell down. "Damn it!!!" He yelled as he flailed his sword around.
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Hehehe... [b]Tubbs holds up his hand and catches his trident, then starts walking away[/b] It's been fun old friend. [spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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"WHAT?! GET BACK HERE YOU-okay nope I'm done." He finished blatantly as he sprawled out on the ground and took a nap. [spoiler]sure lol. Can't really fight with Falk due to his leg [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah I noticed lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]twas worth a shot doh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah lol[/spoiler]
