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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/30/2017 10:48:21 PM
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[b][u]Old duels[/u][/b]
Falk sat on his sofa, apparently binging the shit out of stranger things for the eighth time. He kicked his feet up onto the wooden coffee table as he took a sip of water from a mug.
[spoiler]for Tubbs. Nice and short 4 u bby[/spoiler]
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[b]Tubbs goes flying through his wall and lands right in front of him, going through the coffee table[/b] That's gonna leave a mark... [b]he gets back up and throws the TV out of the hole in the wall[/b] HA! BULLSEYE! [b]Tubbs hit an 8 foot tall cyclops right in the face with the TV, causing him to be knocked unconscious[/b] Wait, who's TV did I just break? [b]he looks at Falk[/b] Oh no...
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Falks mouth gapped and his eyebrows furrowed. He raised his hand up openly to show his annoyance. "...what? WHAT?!"
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Uh... put it on my tab?
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"Fu[i]c[/i]k that!" Falk said as he stood up, grabbing his cane. He raised his arms up and all his battle clothes fell on him, including his sword. "We're settling this the old way!"
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Talking it out?
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"....The...sort of newer way then?"
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Arguing online until one of us makes a typo and loses by default?
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"Don't I always lose that one? Okay, their way?"
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Ya know what, let's just fight. [b]Tubbs kicks Falk in the chest with super strength[/b]
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"Wait wha-!" Falk was sent flying back as he held his cane with a death grip. He crashed into the stair case, but quickly got back up, drawing a glimmering longsword from his side that emitted fire when the blade moved. He twirled it, and planted his cane, making him incredibly stable.
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You sure you don't wanna surrender? [b]Tubbs holds out his hand and his Trident flies through the wall and into his hand, leaving another hole in the wall[/b]
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"You've put three holes in my new house now! No way and I surrendering! C'mon now! Let's dance!"
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I'm not a very good dancer but ok. [b]Tubbs dabs and accidentally lets go of the trident, sending it out of the house, leaving another hole[/b] Wait a second! By "dance", did you mean "fight"? [b]he holds his hand out, causing the trident to come back, leaving yet another hole in the wall[/b] Alright I have got to train this thing! Is that even possible? Hmm... [b]he seems to zone out[/b]
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"...I'm just gunna hit you." Falk lunged forward, his cane balancing him as he swung this blade towards Tubbs, flames following it.
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Woah! [b]Tubbs ducks under it and starts to back up[/b] Have it your way. [b]Tubbs sprays water on the sword with his trident[/b]
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Falk quickly raised his blade, and pressed his palm against its flat. The water sprayed off the blades opposite flat side and he moved closer and closer to Tubbs to get close...
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[b]Tubbs threw the trident at Falk and flipped the sofa for cover[/b] [b]he then proceeded to hide behind the sofa[/b]
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Falk swung at the trident as it flew at him, sending it crashing into his kitchen. He hobbled around the couch, an eyebrow raised. "Why are you hiding behind my couch...?"
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[b]nothing is there, and Falk is greeted with a swift kick to the balls[/b] INVISIBILITY CLOAK BOI!
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"OH GOD WHY?!" Falk cried as he was flung over his couch and crashed into his coffee table.
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[b]Tubbs opens a portal in front of him and another behind Falk, he reaches through, grabs Falk by his collar, and pulls him through the portals[/b] [b]the portals close[/b] [b]Tubbs let's go of Falk[/b] So...
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"Every...time...why would you HYA!" Falk surprised Tubbs as sent his good leg straight into Tubbs balls.
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SON OF A SOFTBALL PITCHER! [b]Tubbs falls on his knees, holding his... you know[/b]
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"HAHA!" Falk cheered as he raised his arms to the roof. He picked up his blade and made his way to the door as soon as he could so his house didn't break anymore than it already had...
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[b]Tubbs runs and jumps through the wall, landing in front of Falk[/b] [b]he jumped headfirst and is now laying flat on his face[/b] I... barely missed... [b]he stands up slowly, and backhands Falk with super strength[/b]
