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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/30/2017 1:27:31 AM
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And then I ran in guns-a-blazing, blasting every competitor down to the ground. As I finished killing the last ninja person, I raised my sidearm to the sky and shouted to the heavens, "There can only be one!"
Alright, I win. I'm the captain now.
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And then the heavens yelled back at you. "Screw you!" And then the sun imploded and everyone dies. The end.
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Sounds like something the narrator from, Stories path of destinies, would say
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I went out on top.
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Bitch 1v1 me on rust
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No, 1v1 me in Cyrodill you elf.
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Pu$$y I'll shove the white-gold tower straight up ur ass!
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Ha! I'll catapult you back to the Aldmeri Dominion!
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You can't even build an idol when I'm around! Nevermind a catapult!
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I needith not the skill, for that is th work best left to pitiful henchmen like yourself.
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Henchman?! I am the LEADER!
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You're the leader of nothing good. What?
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Hey man. Low blow. Kind of like when your papa left you at birth! OOOHHHHHHH
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And kinda like your mom every at the street corner every Saturday night.
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WHOOOOO. THESE INSULTS ARE HAWT! Almost as hot as the tongs your uncle pressed against you during family night!
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Jokes on you, I like the pain. Too bad your mother did too. They were so close to just aborting.
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AHHHHH. I SUBMIT!
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There can only be one!
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NUUUUUUUUU *explodes*
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YOU NEED DETERMINATION
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BUT. BUT THOSE BURNS ARE SICK?!
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Did you see MY burn? Because it involves the sun imploding.
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Har har!
