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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/29/2017 4:11:35 AM
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[b]she hits him in the face with her cane and then walks away as fast as she can[/b]
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[b]Fortis launches dozens of missiles at her before unloading his rifle on her.[/b]
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[b]she turns and fires cookies from her cane at each missile, blowing them up before they're close to her[/b]
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[b]Fortis fires his gun at her, rapidly advancing on the old woman.[/b]
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[b]the cane shoots explosive cookies at him[/b] [spoiler]this post is not meant to be taken seriously btw[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I know.[/spoiler] [b]The non-canon fires as Fortis's planetary laser (that doesn't yet exist) blows up the entire planet.[/b] [spoiler]R.I.P.[/spoiler]
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[b]it also destroys the non canon cannon so it's forced to be canon and this entire thread is destroyed[/b]
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[b]The entire dojo is destroyed along with it.[/b]
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[b]RIP[/b]
