originally posted in:The New Dojo
The massive ship moves into slipspace.
"Flapyap say all Unggoy go nap now. Not driver. Driver no nap."
Orders Flapyap. All the Grunts wander off to go nap.
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Pip goes over to Flapyap. "When we get to kill brutes?"
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"We on way to Brute-monkey planet. Ar-bee-ter want us glass it."
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"Coooolll." he says, loading his shotgun. "We make instant dubstep replay of glassing?" he asks.
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Flapyap nods. "Yes, yes. And sell on internet. Lots money!"
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"Yay! Destruction and money!"
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Flapyap nods. "Yes, yes! We land on planet and loot?"
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He shrugs, slinging the shotgun over his back. "Shoot and loot."
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Flapyap nods. "We be there in hours. Want lunch?"
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"Yes. Lunch sounds amazing." Pip said, having not eaten in a while.
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Flapyap leads him to the lunch room, where several grunts are drinking from large food nipples hanging from the ceiling.
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Pip looks for food he can eat. "I don't see sandwiches."
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Flapyap shows him to the sandwich dispenser.
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"Ah. This makes more sense." he says, dispensing a pile of sandwiches.
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Flapyap eats a food nipple.
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Pip dives into the huge pile, gobbling up sandwiches with no consequence.
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Flapyap finishes his food nipple.
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Pip burps from inside the pile.
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Flapyap timeskips to when the battlebis about to start.
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Pip somehow got a hold on an RPG-7. "Raahh! Time to kill mean Brutes!"
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Flapyap is now wearing a Rambo bandana and is wielding two fuel rod cannons. "Yes yes! Loot and splode!"
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"Slosions!" he says. "Where Brutes?"
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"Brutes on planet. We board Phantoms and kill them!"