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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/22/2017 1:15:44 AM
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[i]"Good. So, I'm just jumping between dimensions and generally cutting a hole through -blam!-ing time and space because your boyfriend is an undeniable badass, and I come across Wilson, his friend Wolfe, and a couple others on some planet. We get to talking, and apparently some $1.50-ass SKYNET has destroyed a city. So I go walking around, save some asses, explode some asses, and fall down a manhole after being tricked by a complete bltch of an android. Goddamn synths. Anyways, I continue through a sewer that it blew me up into and I have to fight this giant -blam!-in' mutt-bot or some shit like that. Thank god for my 12 gauge. I'm there right now enjoying a whiskey in a bar, thank god for my third body." [/i]
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[spoiler]goddamn synths[/spoiler] [spoiler]BROTHERHOOD OF STEEEEL[/spoiler]
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[i]Charlotte clenches a fist.[/i] "What do you have against synths?"
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[i]"What? Nothing, it was a Fallout reference babe." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte sighs.[/i] "Sorry, I've been a little tense recently. It's just that some of my best friends were androids."
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[i]"No worries, I'm literally 200% robot and I'm turning one of my exes into a synth, because her wife is way too sad." [/i]
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"You're doing what? Who is this ex?"
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[i]"Girl named Diana, known her since I was three. We aren't too compatible, so we broke up when I was like, eighteen. Her wife and I knew each other when I was a kid, so she wants me to make an android with her personality. She was also one of my army's infiltrators, so it's technically work too." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte sighs in relief and nods.[/i] "That's good. So she turned out a lez? Huh."
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[i]"Bisexual, actually. She wasn't into me like that though, don't worry." [/i]
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Charlotte laughs. "I totally wasn't jealous."
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[i]"Weren't you though?" [/i]
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[i]Charlotte blushes a little and crosses her arms.[/i] "No."
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[i]"Ooooh, Charlotte's jealoussss!" [/i]
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[i]Charlotte blushes harder.[/i] "N-No I'm not!"
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[i]"It's okay babe, jealousy is good. If it makes you feel any better, I much prefer you to her." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte smiles a little and rolls her eyes.[/i] "Thanks, but...I'm still not jealous. I have no reason to. I'm the one that has you."
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[i]"Indeed. And your cuddles are better." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte hugs JT.[/i] "Thanks, sugar. I love the compliments."
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[i]"No problem babe, I love giving them." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte releases JT and pecks him on the cheek.[/i] "I just realized, have you met my family yet?"
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[i]His cheek was the same as always - It felt like warm metal and synthetic skin. "I don't think so, no." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte smiles a little.[/i] "You should meet them. There's my sister, Iso, and my two friends that I consider brothers, Charlie and Chuck."
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[i]"Met the C's, not the I though." [/i]
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"You've met Chuck and Charlie? They're fun, right?"
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[i]"..."[/i]
