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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/22/2017 12:51:09 AM
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[i]"Always, babe. Though not too much - Killed a few terrorist robots, sold augs, killed the clone of a friend, the usual stuff." [/i]
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"Eh, that's all?" [b] Charlotte chuckles lightly.[/b] "Want to take a walk with me?"
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[i]"Sure, where are we going?" [/i]
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"I'm just walking around. I have no set destination."
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[i]"Ah, well alright, I'll come with ya." [/i]
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[b]Charlotte starts to walk.[/b] "Come on, tell me more about what's been going on."
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[i]"Well, what do you want to know more about? That whole Judgement Day thing, me killing a bloody tendril friend, or the augging?" [/i]
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[b]Charlotte giggles.[/b] "The Judgement Day thing sounds fun."
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[i]"Alright. You know Wilson right? Courier, psychopath, Dojo legend?" [/i]
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[b]Charlotte nods.[/b] "Yeah, I know of him."
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[i]"Good. So, I'm just jumping between dimensions and generally cutting a hole through -blam!-ing time and space because your boyfriend is an undeniable badass, and I come across Wilson, his friend Wolfe, and a couple others on some planet. We get to talking, and apparently some $1.50-ass SKYNET has destroyed a city. So I go walking around, save some asses, explode some asses, and fall down a manhole after being tricked by a complete bltch of an android. Goddamn synths. Anyways, I continue through a sewer that it blew me up into and I have to fight this giant -blam!-in' mutt-bot or some shit like that. Thank god for my 12 gauge. I'm there right now enjoying a whiskey in a bar, thank god for my third body." [/i]
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[spoiler]goddamn synths[/spoiler] [spoiler]BROTHERHOOD OF STEEEEL[/spoiler]
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[i]Charlotte clenches a fist.[/i] "What do you have against synths?"
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[i]"What? Nothing, it was a Fallout reference babe." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte sighs.[/i] "Sorry, I've been a little tense recently. It's just that some of my best friends were androids."
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[i]"No worries, I'm literally 200% robot and I'm turning one of my exes into a synth, because her wife is way too sad." [/i]
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"You're doing what? Who is this ex?"
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[i]"Girl named Diana, known her since I was three. We aren't too compatible, so we broke up when I was like, eighteen. Her wife and I knew each other when I was a kid, so she wants me to make an android with her personality. She was also one of my army's infiltrators, so it's technically work too." [/i]
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[i]Charlotte sighs in relief and nods.[/i] "That's good. So she turned out a lez? Huh."
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[i]"Bisexual, actually. She wasn't into me like that though, don't worry." [/i]
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Charlotte laughs. "I totally wasn't jealous."
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[i]"Weren't you though?" [/i]
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[i]Charlotte blushes a little and crosses her arms.[/i] "No."
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[i]"Ooooh, Charlotte's jealoussss!" [/i]
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[i]Charlotte blushes harder.[/i] "N-No I'm not!"
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[i]"It's okay babe, jealousy is good. If it makes you feel any better, I much prefer you to her." [/i]
