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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/21/2017 6:41:51 PM
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[b][u]The Traditional Competition [/u][/b]
Deity dragged in a massive blue cooler into the Dojo's courtyard. It grinded across the ground and scratched against the light snow(which Tesuto was in constant shovelling of). He trailed it till he reached the middle of the Starbucks courtyard, and sat it down. He grabbed to
Tables, and pulled them together at the same time, dragging them to the centre as well. He picked up to chairs, one in each arm, and sat them down on both sides of the table. He then sat down in one of the chairs himself, and grabbed a package of shot glasses from cooler and set them down in the centre of the table. He sat back, his legs kicked up, ready for a challenger...
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Vechi walked over and sat down. "Shall we?"
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"We shall!" Deity exclaimed, opening the cooler and pulling out a bottle of vodka. He poured two glasses, and slid one over to his challenger.
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He downs it without hesitation
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Deity followed suit, downing the drink with ease. "Round two!"
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"And three." Vechi pours it into two glasses and downs then both at once with a grin
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Ian walked over and sat down. "Don't tell anyone I'm here, okay?"
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"Uhhhhhhhhh no?"
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[b] [/b]
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[spoiler]non-Cannon drinking challenge?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fuk it, why not[/spoiler] Zane approached Deity, and planted his blade on the ground next to him as he sat down. "Well, seems we meet again on the battlefield friend."
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"OHOHOHO! It is...ON!!!!" Deity said, grabbing the entire cooler and slamming it on the table. He took out two bottles containing a glowing blue liquid, and he slide the container off the table, sending it crashing to the ground. He planted the long bottle in front of Zane, and the deity proceeded to pop the cork off of his own bottle, resulting the top to ignite in flame for a moment before cooling..,.
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He did the same, and was startled by the flame. He took a sniff after it died down then took out a massive shot glass. "What the hell is this anyway?"
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Deity took a sip as Zane did. "Alphabetical flamingo pie...?" Deity said. Zane's head felt heavy as the drink made its way through his system, and his head slammed into the table like a boulder. The deity started to laugh uncontrollably.
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His head started to throb as he raised it. "Holy fûck.....What is in this...?" He took another shot, and shivered a bit. He took out his own flask, and downed a shot of his signature Krogan ale.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/22/2017 2:55:30 AM"Raman Ginger and tossed the three?" Deity said. He was making absolutely no sense, but he looked at Zane in confusion as well... Zane read the bottle, which was labeled, [i]"Holy F[u]u[/u]ck!"[/i]
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"Oh.....No wonder, it's the mother of [i]Holy Shit[/i]....." He passed the ale to deity, allowing him to drink as well as he drunk more [i]Holy Fûck[/i].
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Deity took another sip, and his eyes went cross eyed as he stood up from his chair and began to wobble around. "I...need...CANDY."
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His eyes went wide as he got up. "Mira has candy! And other kinds of sweets! Let go!" He wobbles as he grabbed his buster sword, nearly dropping it.
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"HA! CANDY!" Deity yelled. Suddenly Tesuto came bolting around a corner. "Did someone say...[i]candy?![/i]" the Samurai asked. Deity picked up his sword and pointed it at Tesuto. "BENJAMIN FRANKLIN LOOK. ITS A COMMIE!"
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[spoiler]death is a preferable alternative to communism [/spoiler]
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"Kill it with fire!!!!" He drew his .44 and fired a shot, missing horribly.
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"THATS A BULLET NOT FIRE!" Deity said. Tesuto sprinted away. "HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET EM!" Deity wobbled after Tesuto, and fell straight on his face, hitting a waitress and into a table, breaking the table in half and leaving Deity on the ground. "ITS A BOOBY TRAP."
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He burst out laughing, nearly falling to the ground. "Get up, we gotta go after him!"
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"UGH. OKAY." Deity got up from the table and stumbled towards the doorway. "WE HAVE TO...MOVE! TO THE SHIP. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
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"What ship?'l He opened the door to his house, and fell on the floor with a crash. Mira came running down the stairs to investigate. "[i]What the hell?![/i]"
