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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/20/2017 12:12:26 AM
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Whale shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[spoiler]yes I know I put "whale" instead of "well"[/spoiler]
[b]as he keeps saying "shiii" he checks his watch and taps his foot impatiently in super speed waiting for something to cut him off from finishing the word[/b]
[b]the tentacle grabs him[/b]
IT! Wait, nothing stopped me this time? Weird...
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"Quite odd indeed. Also, I was lying earlier. I do have a physical form. But I just can't use it when controlling Fortis. I can however use certain parts of it." [b]Another tentacle extends from Fortis's other arm and a decently sized hole appears in the floor. It is a straight drop from the top of the castle to the bottom of the castle, which is more than a mile high. On the way down, there were a number of dangerous looking devices including guns and spikes.[/b] "I doubt you will survive the fall down. But if you do, it won't really help you. I have a little surprise waiting for you at the bottom."
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Bish. [b]he opens a portal under Fortis and another above the hole[/b]
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"I can fly, you realize." [b]Fortis hovers in place in between the portals before flying out from in between them. He then tosses Tubbs down the hole. The 'roof' of the hole closes. The first trap is a set of blades that extend from the wall at random points in time.[/b]
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[b]can't do anything about it[/b] [b]...[/b] [b]oh wait[/b] [b]he closes the portals and opens another under him as well as one right above Fortis[/b] [b]he lands on Fortis[/b]
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"I guess I didn't think this through." [b]Fortis jumps into a wall with Tubbs on his back.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs puts him in a chokehold and wraps his legs around his stomach[/b] [b]the portals close[/b]
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"Oh no, I am choking." [b]Fortis says in a sarcastic way. He slams Tubbs against the wall again.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs takes one foot and kicks Fortis in the balls[/b] TAKE THAT!
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[spoiler]Fortis has no balls, or genitals for that matter.[/spoiler] [b]The foot lands in the groin area, but Tubbs is dismayed to know that Fortis has no balls. Fortis has started launching rockets from his back at Tubbs.[/b]
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HA! NO BALLS! [b]Tubbs jumps off Fortis's back and while in mid-air... the slow mo starts for this epicness[/b] [b]Tubbs puts one foot on Fortis's head and does a front flip, while facing Fortis in the front flip he punches him in the face 10 times(super speed)[/b] [b]slow mo is gone[/b] [b]when Tubbs lands he slips and falls backwards into Fortis[/b]
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"That was almost amazing." [b]Fortis slams his shield against Tubbs to daze him.[/b]
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[b]daze succeeded[/b] Mom? Is that you?
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[b]Fortis brings his sword down on Tubbs.[/b]
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IT'S GOING DOWN FOR REAL! [b]he rolls to the right, stands up, and kicks Fortis in the side of the face[/b] Ya know where I got my obsession with kicking people? Resident Evil 5. Great game.
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"I'll note that." [b]Fortis staggers back before kicking Tubbs with his long legs.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs grabs his legs and swings him around before letting go sending him towards a wall[/b]
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[b]Fortis crashes through the wall and flies out. Since the room has no windows, Tubbs can't see him. Bullets start piercing the walls of the room, and the sky is thick with various projectiles ranging from energy volts to rockets to a few railgun rounds.[/b]
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[b]he drops and lays there[/b] [b]he's pretending to be dead[/b]
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[b]Fortis doesn't buy it and continues his onslaught[/b]
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[b]lays and hopes nothing hits him[/b]
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[b]Only a few bullets hit Tubbs', but they don't seem to make much oh an impact on his armor. The building though is in much worse shape. The entire top floor crumbles and falls on top of Tubbs.[/b]
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[b]he hears it crumbling and scrambles to his feet with super speed and jumps out of the building before being crushed[/b] Well now what?
