originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b][i][u]Flapyap and Friends[/u][/i][/b]
Flapyap waddles through the dojo, looking around him at all the peoples.
"Flapyap bored."
He finally decides, waddling to a nearby tree and sitting down.
[spoiler]OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
English
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He gives the person a turkey sandwich.
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"Um, thanks?" He takes the sandwich.
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Pip walks back to Flapyap. "Well that was fun." he says in english.
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Flapyap nods. "Flapyap only killed by monkeys three times."
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"Did you give it a sandwich?"
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"No, Flapyap offered it food nipple. It bashed Flapyap's head in with hammer."
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"Huh." is all Pip said.
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Flapyap nods in agreement. "What now?"
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Pip shrugs. "I dunno. What do you normally do?"
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"Flapyap normally glass hay-ree-tics when he bored. You?"
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"I throw rocks at other rocks. Being a tech specialist isn't too fun."
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"You want to glass hay-ree-ticks?"
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He shrugs. "Are there any left?"
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"Flapyap just glass randome planets. Flapyap especially like killing brute-monkeys."
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"Ooh! Killing brutes?! Fun!" Pip says, getting excited.
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"Yes. Much fun. Flapyap have Suppercarrier to kill big monkeys with. You want to help kill Brutes?"
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"Yesh!" he says, getting hyped.
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As if on que a massive 29 kilometer long Suppercarrier appears in orbit via slipspace.
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"Yay!" he shouts, doing a cartwheel.
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A phantom flies down, landing nearby. "To the ship!"
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Pip heads towards the Phantom.
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Flapyap follows. The ship takes them to the carrier.
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"That good point... Poke human-monkeys with stick?"
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[b]Flappyap gets nuked from orbit for no reason.[/b] [spoiler]Just kidding.[/spoiler] [b]Fortis approaches.[/b] "What is up?"
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Flapyap looks up. "The sky."