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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/18/2017 4:17:12 AM
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Ba- ba- ba kah!
[b]he makes his arms look like chicken wings beside him[/b]
Ba kah!
[b]he starts walking like a chicken and pecking at the ground[/b]
BA KAH!
[spoiler]he's calling the guy a chicken[/spoiler]
English
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"Silly Tubbs, I can't fight you. I have no physical body!" [b]Tubbs' very quintessence begins to flow into Fortis. But, whatever Fortis takes, twice as much is returned.[/b] "I wrote a little side margin on his tablet. Basically, once the simulation is done, you will be free of the laws of this realm. Once that happens, destroy me, but do not harm my core. Don't worry, I will be fine."
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So... kill you?
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"Basically, yes. Just whatever you do, don't touch that core." [b]Fortis stops talking. After what seems like AND infant, and forever the simulation is done.[/b] "How does it feel to wear the fetters of servantude, Tubbs?" [b]The being says.[/b]
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Pretty good. I could get used to it.
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 1/19/2017 12:21:45 AM"All you have to do is kill me, without harming my core, and you kill the evil dude." [b]Fortis says telepathically.[/b] "First things first, I need you to go out into the mines of this planet and find the sword maker." [b]The evil Fortis said.[/b]
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Do it yourself. Do I look like your slave?
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"I just simulated you. That should mean that I control you... Alright, who touched the tablet?" [b]The evil Fortis said, very exasperated.[/b] "Just do it now." [b]The actual Fortis said telepathically.[/b]
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HIYA! [b]he throws a fireball at Fortis[/b]
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[b]Fortis dodges to the rights.[/b] "Stupid tablet, good for nothing. Kill him!" [b]A few Mechonus guards seem to spawn out of nowhere and start firing at Tubbs. Fortis draws his sword.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs activates super speed and turns all the bullets around, back toward the mechonus[/b] 1v1 me noob.
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"That will not end well for you. If you win, Fortis dies and then you eventually die. If you lose, you die and eventually Fortis dies. Either way, everyone dies."
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Oh well. Fite me nerd.
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[b]Fortis pulls out his sword and shield and launcher dozens of missiles at Tubbs before lunging at him with his sword and shield.[/b]
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Fu- [b]he activates his pants(invincible shield(like a small bubble shield around Tubbs) for 2 turns) and goes invisible[/b] [b]the missiles still explode upon hitting the shield though and it seems like Tubbs was blown up [/b] [b]he moves to the right to avoid the sword even thought it wouldn't hurt him... out of habit I guess[/b]
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"Your invisibility doesn't work on me, Tubbs. I know exactly where you are." [b]Fortis holds out his hand and a dark tentacle of energy reaches out to ensnare Tubbs.[/b]
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Whale shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [spoiler]yes I know I put "whale" instead of "well"[/spoiler] [b]as he keeps saying "shiii" he checks his watch and taps his foot impatiently in super speed waiting for something to cut him off from finishing the word[/b] [b]the tentacle grabs him[/b] IT! Wait, nothing stopped me this time? Weird...
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"Quite odd indeed. Also, I was lying earlier. I do have a physical form. But I just can't use it when controlling Fortis. I can however use certain parts of it." [b]Another tentacle extends from Fortis's other arm and a decently sized hole appears in the floor. It is a straight drop from the top of the castle to the bottom of the castle, which is more than a mile high. On the way down, there were a number of dangerous looking devices including guns and spikes.[/b] "I doubt you will survive the fall down. But if you do, it won't really help you. I have a little surprise waiting for you at the bottom."
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Bish. [b]he opens a portal under Fortis and another above the hole[/b]
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"I can fly, you realize." [b]Fortis hovers in place in between the portals before flying out from in between them. He then tosses Tubbs down the hole. The 'roof' of the hole closes. The first trap is a set of blades that extend from the wall at random points in time.[/b]
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[b]can't do anything about it[/b] [b]...[/b] [b]oh wait[/b] [b]he closes the portals and opens another under him as well as one right above Fortis[/b] [b]he lands on Fortis[/b]
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"I guess I didn't think this through." [b]Fortis jumps into a wall with Tubbs on his back.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs puts him in a chokehold and wraps his legs around his stomach[/b] [b]the portals close[/b]
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"Oh no, I am choking." [b]Fortis says in a sarcastic way. He slams Tubbs against the wall again.[/b]
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[b]Tubbs takes one foot and kicks Fortis in the balls[/b] TAKE THAT!
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[spoiler]Fortis has no balls, or genitals for that matter.[/spoiler] [b]The foot lands in the groin area, but Tubbs is dismayed to know that Fortis has no balls. Fortis has started launching rockets from his back at Tubbs.[/b]
