-
As a person who has been in many offendceptions, this offends me.
-
Hmmmm... you're awesome.
-
as a person who is awesome, this offends me.
-
Apathy!
-
As a person who is apathetic, I'm offended.
-
We will die one day.
-
Didn't expect this to become this long.
-
Hehehe.
-
As a person who is dead, this offends me.
-
All of this offends me.
-
As a person who is offended by all of this, this offends me.