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*pulls hair out in rage* I'M SENDING MYSELF TO THE SHADOW REALM! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
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as a person who lives in the Shadow realm, this offends me
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Fraaaaaskkkkkkk you!
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As a person who fraaaaaskkkkkkks people, this offends me.
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WHEEWWWNNN!? WHEENNN WILL MY SUFFERING END UH HUUUUHHHHH! *CRIES THE MOST INTENSE LAKE, RECORDED TO MAN*
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as a person who suffers, cries lakes occasionally, and is a man, this offends me.
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* wait * * Is this the guy who once commented on thread in ages past about video games? * * didn't he have a sunbero Mexican hat? * Good thing he can't read my mind hehehe
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As a person who wears a sombrero, this offends me
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Just take my money.
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As a person who has money, this offends me
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Your offended.
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As a person who is offended, this offends me.
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Offendception.
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As a person who has been in many offendceptions, this offends me.
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Hmmmm... you're awesome.
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as a person who is awesome, this offends me.
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Apathy!
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As a person who is apathetic, I'm offended.
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We will die one day.
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Didn't expect this to become this long.
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Hehehe.
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As a person who is dead, this offends me.
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All of this offends me.
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As a person who is offended by all of this, this offends me.