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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Edited by Bug: 1/5/2017 7:25:12 AMHere's some 'boss' pickup lines. (I should be arrested for that joke.) (Spoilers are inappropriate for children) Hey baby, are you Atheon? Cuz I'd spend all my time with you? [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Crota? Cuz I'd explore your dark below.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you Oryx? Cuz I wanna be taken. Hey baby, are you Aksis? Cuz I'd come back for round two. Hey baby, are you Golgoroth? Cuz I wanna capture your gaze. Hey baby, are you The Templar? Cuz I don't want you teleporting away. Hey baby, are you Vosik? Cuz I'll break down your barrier. Hey baby, are you Omnigul? Cuz I'll spend a long time in your chambers. [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Valus T'Aric? Cuz I don't know anyone who didn't say "F@%k Me" on that strike.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Hey baby, are you the Shield Brothers? Cuz the reactor isn't the only thing about to blow.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you SABER 2? Cuz your body is an environmental hazard to my health. [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Phogoth? Cuz that ass is one of a kind.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you Skolas? Cuz I've been hunting you down. Hey baby, are you Septiks? Cuz you've been perfected. Hey baby, are you Tanniks? Cuz you can be in my house. Hey baby, are you The Psion Flayers? Cuz I'll get you out of that cortex. And here's a few non boss related [spoiler]Hey baby, are you an Iron Lord? Cuz iron isn't the only thing rising. Hey baby, are you an Exotic Helmet? Cuz my mind isn't the only thing that's Obsidian.[/spoiler] Hey baby are you an Exotic Engram? Cuz I get excited every time I see you.
