originally posted in:The New Dojo
[spoiler]but... but... plot...[/spoiler]
How would you fix it?
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[spoiler]what?[/spoiler] [spoiler]im talking to Tubbs Aren't I?[/spoiler] "...by replacing it? And putting a new door in? I did it before so I can do it again...."
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[spoiler]yeah[/spoiler] Oh, the door... I thought you meant the passing out...
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"I think you may have hit your head when you passed out Tubbs..."
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Probably. Anyways, thanks for not letting them take me I guess...
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"I...what? I shot them and you are still here? What's going """"""""""""" Whoa. The quotes broke man. [spoiler]What the -blam!- are you going on about? [/spoiler]
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YES! I AM STILL HERE! THANKS FOR NOT LETTING THEM TAKE ME!
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Falk rubbed the bridge of his nose in confusion. As the previous reply faded away. "Right. Ya. Anyways get off your ass now! Don't want you dirtying my floor or something!"
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[b]he gets up[/b] Sorry...
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Falk tosses Tubbs the can of Pepsi he left on the island. "No problem. So! Now that that's settled. Care sharing anything else that's new?"
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[b]he catches the can and takes a drink[/b] Hm... I broke a dudes back but I think you already know that...
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"Wasn't that me once? Healed really FREAKING quick back in the day..."
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Yeah so did this guy. However a guy is now paralyzed for a few months.
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"Well shit! Look at you! Who was it? That...furry...creature dude?"
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Yeah. Sketch.
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"Right. What kind of name is that?" Falk asked. Taking another sip of his beverage.
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I don't know. Maybe his parents hated him. Not everyone can get lucky with a name like Tubbs ya know?
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Falk laughed as he raised his drink. "To stupid names everywhere Tubbs!"
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To stupid names! [b]he raises his drink and then takes a huge drink[/b] [spoiler]like, he raised the can and then drunk out of it[/spoiler] I mean, you used to be named Pants so...
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"That's the name you shites gave me!" He said after taking a drink. "Though, why? Was it just because I sold those pants?"
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If I told you the rest you wouldn't understand. So let's just go with that. [spoiler]the rest being your username[/spoiler] [b]he takes another drink[/b]
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"Right...so. Otherwise. All is well? Besides half the dojo wanting your head? ...now that I think of that, that's pretty normal."
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Yeah. I mean, I kidnapped a dude's girlfriend and cut off a horn of hers so him and his friends would come peacefully. Then I beat 2 of them with a metal baseball bat that was on fire.
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"So I guess you've been watching season 7 of the walking dead then? Maybe a bit of GoT?"
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I heard about what happened on TWD and needed a way to make him suffer.
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"Riiiiiight. Well, my sociopathic friend, I think it worked!"