originally posted in:The New Dojo
"You'd be surprised by how numerous the property damages are! Only a few weeks ago, some fella claimed thousands of pounds!"
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"Claimed pounds...? You know what, come in and sit down."
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(He came in and sat down) "The man in question asked for his payment in Ænii pounds, almost double the value of the (whatever the currency is)!"
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"Hmph... Idiot." He pulls out his own chair. "So you're here about insurance?"
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"The best insurance in town!"
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"Sure. So what's your offer?"
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"The low, low price of 90$ a week!"
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"Wow. That's actually pretty good. But how about, say, $80?"
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"For someone with your hair, of course!" (He extended a hand)
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Edited by FlimsyRoastBeef: 1/2/2017 10:24:23 PM[spoiler]hue[/spoiler] He goes to take his hand, then stops, frowning. He slides out of his chair, laughing slightly. "You know, this is great and all, but... A few days ago, I was approached by someone threatening me to leave or else... So I'm going to have to ask you to leave." He pulls a 44. Magnum out of his back pocket.
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(Daniel wasn't breaking cover that easily. He put on a nervous voice and flicked his eyes between the door and the gun.) "I...I....." (He legged it)
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"...Smart man." He turned to his flank aiming the gun at whatever was there.
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(And there wasn't anyone there and it occurred to him he was paranoid, and with that knowlage, probably formed he conclusion he had just threatened to kill a perfectly respectable insurance salesman)
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He sighed, walking over to the doorway. "Hey salesman dude! You still there?"
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(He wasn't)
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"Poor guy." He closes the door, scanning the room before sitting down.
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(There was nothing) [spoiler]permission to enter your fight with mari, if it gets sour for mari?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it already is, mang[/spoiler] [spoiler]and no[/spoiler] "I kinda wish I had struck that deal with him. I need to stop being so paranoid."
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[spoiler]utterly sure? My character didn't place a tracking device on mari when they met and a homing satilite on Ian for nothing.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]he just got shot. I doubt he's in mint condition.[/spoiler]
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"Leave." He pulled the hammer back.
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[spoiler]legging it means running away. He left. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so pretty much end[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what if that was actually just a guy for insurance lol [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its not[/spoiler]