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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/2/2017 6:46:56 PM
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[b]Tubbs then starts yodeling[/b]
[b]Tubbs is almost at the house and Falk can see who it is[/b]
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Falk tosses Tubbs the can of Pepsi he left on the island. "No problem. So! Now that that's settled. Care sharing anything else that's new?"
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[b]he catches the can and takes a drink[/b] Hm... I broke a dudes back but I think you already know that...
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"Wasn't that me once? Healed really FREAKING quick back in the day..."
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Yeah so did this guy. However a guy is now paralyzed for a few months.
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"Well shit! Look at you! Who was it? That...furry...creature dude?"
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Yeah. Sketch.
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"Right. What kind of name is that?" Falk asked. Taking another sip of his beverage.
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I don't know. Maybe his parents hated him. Not everyone can get lucky with a name like Tubbs ya know?
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Falk laughed as he raised his drink. "To stupid names everywhere Tubbs!"
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To stupid names! [b]he raises his drink and then takes a huge drink[/b] [spoiler]like, he raised the can and then drunk out of it[/spoiler] I mean, you used to be named Pants so...
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"That's the name you shites gave me!" He said after taking a drink. "Though, why? Was it just because I sold those pants?"
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If I told you the rest you wouldn't understand. So let's just go with that. [spoiler]the rest being your username[/spoiler] [b]he takes another drink[/b]
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"Right...so. Otherwise. All is well? Besides half the dojo wanting your head? ...now that I think of that, that's pretty normal."
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Yeah. I mean, I kidnapped a dude's girlfriend and cut off a horn of hers so him and his friends would come peacefully. Then I beat 2 of them with a metal baseball bat that was on fire.
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"So I guess you've been watching season 7 of the walking dead then? Maybe a bit of GoT?"
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I heard about what happened on TWD and needed a way to make him suffer.
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"Riiiiiight. Well, my sociopathic friend, I think it worked!"
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Yeah it did! [b]he takes another drink[/b] ... Do you want a pet? I mean, I've got too many. And I'd imagine it gets lonely here. [b]trying to think of something to talk about[/b]
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"Are you STILL working that pole of scrap wood you call a shop in front of the gate?!" Falk asked. Taking another sip, finishing his van.
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Yeah. Clearly. What else do I do with all those animals? Maybe you should go back to selling pants too.
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"Ha! Well I made a shit ton of cash off of em while I was here that's for sure! Mainly just by selling all the stuff everyone brought me. Seriously some people traded some crazy stuff in return for those things. Is the shop still up? It hasn't been bought out or anything?"
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Well I think it's destroyed. But you could rebuild it.
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"I think I have to work on getting my own home built up first..."
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After then.
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"Maybe Tubbs. Maybe...."
